The Diary of Professor Cornelius Galatius
"I’m So Excited!"
Since I was a lad, the thirst for knowledge was in me. Now, in my later years I have made it my life’s work, along with my assistant Bob, to study the cultures of all the various races and nations of this wondrous world. One race in particular has recently captured my attention. They are violent and warlike, but I suspect that beneath the brutal surface there is a vast subculture just waiting to be discovered! They are commonly referred to as the Greenskins or Orcs.
To conduct a close-range and accurate study my very large assistant and I will attempt to assimilate ourselves into an Orc tribal warband, or Waaagh!!!. To do this, we shall utilize massive amounts of theater equipment and green paint. My assistant, being the giant of a man that he is, shall assume the role of a young Orc, while I (being a man of quite small stature but retaining a surprising amount of vigor) shall try to become either a one of the Goblin subspecies, or, if I fail in that, a Snotling, the lowest caste of Orc. We leave on the morrow. I can hardly contain myself!
*authors note: plz read+review!
Last edited by bob3472; 03-24-08 at 07:03 PM.
Reason: thomas2's nitpicking