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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 01-07-10, 11:30 PM
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it would make that movie a lot more interesting with kharn

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Can you imagine how badass a Vampire Kharn would be!
He would make Mr T and Chuck Norris together look like the stupid people that come into everyones store and annoy and irritate and steal from people, oh yeah and somthing about a movie that dosn't exist.

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Stillios, could you give me a link to your Primarch day job thread ??? I can't seem to find it.

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I would but I dont know how so just go to advanced search and put my name in there.

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I made a book similar to that, except it's 18 MS Word pages and not about Warhammer.

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Not true. Chuck Norris doesn't have a religion, the Gods worship Chick Norris. Kharn does, so technically he's actually worshipping Chuck.
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No no no no no no no this is the structure of badassness in the 40k universe:
Top 10:
10: Loken
9: Lucius the Eternal
8: Sergeant Telion
7: Prince "Magical poking stick of death" Yriel
6: Leman Russ
5: KHORNE
4: Mephiston LORD OF BEARDYNESS...I MEAN...DEATH!!!!
3: Mr T and Chuck
2: MALAL!
1: Kharn the Betrayer!!!!!!!

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funny stuff I love 40k parodies

"Do you see them, my Brothers? Do you see how they quake and tremble with fear? Soon, they shall know that all their fears are pale compared to the terror that will grip their vile souls when they hear the choir that is our bolters for we are veterans of over a thousand campaigns, do not come before an Angel of Death and his weaponry."


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Inquisitor: Wait, What?!?! You mean I can finally stop pretending to be a pretentious asshole and carry out my.... "research" on Eldar and Tau females unmolested?!?! This wonderful news! Come Maria, my loyal unsanctioned psyker, we have much "research" to catch up on!

Maria: By the Emperor master, why do you always shout out heretical thoughts when your excited? Especially the part about me.

Inquisitor: .............QUICK, BACK TO THE SHIP!
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Funny. Btw, thnx Stillios.

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Very cool. I really enjoyed it and want more.

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According to LUKEVALENTINE's test i am a diciple of khorne. Figures really.
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