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Default Heresy's got talent?

No, I don't want to start a mediocre talent show judged by twots, i'm just wondering what hidden skills the members of the forum possess?

It can be useful or as useless as you like. Most of mine would fall into the latter category, such as:

- Freestyle nunchaku - i can make very pretty patterns with a highly inefficient weapon

- I can crack almost every joint in my body on demand - great for annoying my wife, but she will most likely have the last laugh when i'm riddled with arthritis.

so ramblers, what are yours?

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I can eat 5 pizzas without getting sick, does that qualify. I also drank 18 pints on my 18th birthday, over the course of about 12 hours

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I'm double-jointed in the elbows and shoulders - meaning I can literally dislocate my arms to do with them what I want.

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I'm talentless.

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I managed yeaterday to chug down over 6 litres of coke in a 20 minute period. It was just over 30,000 calories. I hate to find out the sugar content. 600 ml of normal coke makes over a day's GDA for a normal person.

Oh. It is also interesting to note that I probably have one of the most hyperactive metabolisms. I eat one of the most out of people I know in my area. And I weigh just over 8 stone for a 6 foot guy. No jokes.

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I can eat 6 oysters and down half a pint in under 11 seconds, aiming for sub 10 seconds this year (Whitstable oyster festival eating contest)

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I can watch the entire star wars prequels without gouging my eyes out. Does that count?

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