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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 04-19-11, 03:30 AM Thread Starter
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Default Worst job you've ever taken on by yourself.

Yesterday... Well I had a hell of a mess to clean. A whole river's worth actually. What's the worst thing you're employer has ever called you in for. I think I'm going to have a lot of you beat.

Anyway... Here's mine.





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My first job was when I was in high school. It was called "room cleaner" but basically, it was assistant janitor. I had to sweep and mop the floors, clean the chalkboard and erasers, and tidy up the following: the typing room (yes, I'm old), the physics lab, the chemistry lab, the biology lab, the food service area, and a few more classrooms.

I actually got paid a dollar more (hourly) than the others because of how difficult to clean the rooms were.

The chem lab was bad and after a while I just decided to wear gloves whenever I was wiping up any spills (is it acid? is it water? who knows?). And the food service area was where students learned how to cook and prepare for helping out in the cafeteria, you can guess at the surprises I usually found.

Still, I signed up to clean up. I'm assuming that was not what you were hired to do?

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I used to work in a kitchen factory. One time when work was slow, I got put on gardening duty. All I had to work with was a pair of rusty old trimming shears.

Took me all fucking day.


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I used to work in a kitchen factory. One time when work was slow, I got put on gardening duty. All I had to work with was a pair of rusty old trimming shears.

Took me all fucking day.
Haha. That does it! I QUIT!




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Picking up dead sheep from a paddock and burning them on a fire pile.

Had been sitting there for a week or so in the sun, so were nice and green and swollen and rotting.
Guy driving the tractor didnt quite have the bucket underneath it, and instead of picking it up he squished it completely liquifying it, and when he lifted the bucket the whole sheep was stuck to it and dripping rotten flesh and puss and shit.
And here i was, standing 5-10 meters away, with the wind blowing towards me.

Honestly, you could take a shit in your hand and smear it all over your face, and it would smell like perfume compared to the smell of a week-old dead swollen sheep being liquified.


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I'm only 16 and my first job was as kitchenhand in a Thai restaurant. I never really had to do anything bad.
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Picking up dead sheep from a paddock and burning them on a fire pile.

Had been sitting there for a week or so in the sun, so were nice and green and swollen and rotting.
Guy driving the tractor didnt quite have the bucket underneath it, and instead of picking it up he squished it completely liquifying it, and when he lifted the bucket the whole sheep was stuck to it and dripping rotten flesh and puss and shit.
And here i was, standing 5-10 meters away, with the wind blowing towards me.

Honestly, you could take a shit in your hand and smear it all over your face, and it would smell like perfume compared to the smell of a week-old dead swollen sheep being liquified.
I dunno. My socks smell pretty bad some days.




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Picking up dead sheep from a paddock and burning them on a fire pile.

Had been sitting there for a week or so in the sun, so were nice and green and swollen and rotting.
Guy driving the tractor didnt quite have the bucket underneath it, and instead of picking it up he squished it completely liquifying it, and when he lifted the bucket the whole sheep was stuck to it and dripping rotten flesh and puss and shit.
And here i was, standing 5-10 meters away, with the wind blowing towards me.

Honestly, you could take a shit in your hand and smear it all over your face, and it would smell like perfume compared to the smell of a week-old dead swollen sheep being liquified.
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man have i got it easy. my job i can't bitch about
and rot wow. keep that for chat roulette or omegle. haha

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I almost punched the guy. Pfft printers my sweet ass!

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