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i was working when i i cut my finger on some carbord when a customer came up asked if i was alright i said "no im dying lol" she said something like "oh dear it was nice to know you." So i said something like "in that case care to grant a dying man's last request and go for a drink with me?" ...guess what it worked she did AND i made the most sales that day

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"Hey babe, want me to Power Fist your Pink Horror?"

"Is it ok if my Old One Eye penetrates your Devilfish?"


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Dude thats getting sig'd

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Do you want to see something swell?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

I had a contest for this with some friends a few weeks ago, suffice to say it got pretty bad...

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.

If you were a Lazer, you would be set on stunning.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?



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Get your coat love, I got a knife...

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Were going to have sex tonight. You know why? Because I am stronger than you.

Call me Mr Flintstone because I can make your bedrock!


I have recently started a new Blog. I would really appreciate it if you would LOOK AT IT
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"were your parents wrestlers? Cause you are slammin'!"
"Was your Daddy a bricklayer? Cause girl you are built!"
"Do you have a little Italian in you? Want one?" (I could never use this because I'm actually pretty big)

My fave for single moms with strollers:
"Cute kid, want another one?"
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"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No, how much?"
"Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink?"

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
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