i was working when i i cut my finger on some carbord when a customer came up asked if i was alright i said "no im dying lol" she said something like "oh dear it was nice to know you." So i said something like "in that case care to grant a dying man's last request and go for a drink with me?" ...guess what it worked she did AND i made the most sales that day
"The human whose name is written in this note shall die."
The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Location: On the Craftworld dedicated to RAVE PARTIES!!!
Do you want to see something swell?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
I had a contest for this with some friends a few weeks ago, suffice to say it got pretty bad...
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
"were your parents wrestlers? Cause you are slammin'!"
"Was your Daddy a bricklayer? Cause girl you are built!"
"Do you have a little Italian in you? Want one?" (I could never use this because I'm actually pretty big)
My fave for single moms with strollers:
"Cute kid, want another one?"