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post #11 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-08-11, 05:43 PM
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I hope you understand how serious this is. Someone has died.
about as serious as a clown in a blender?

still not as WTF-ish as the man who was killed by a horse cock...I suppose several feet of meat inserted in the ass in 1 push could hurt.

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about as serious as a clown in a blender?

still not as WTF-ish as the man who was killed by a horse cock...I suppose several feet of meat inserted in the ass in 1 push could hurt.
See Doelago, THAT is serious buisness. This is hilarious. Dumbass shouldn't of been at an illegal cockfight now should he.

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See Doelago, THAT is serious buisness. This is hilarious. Dumbass shouldn't of been at an illegal cockfight now should he.
Aye, it is indeed. Getting killed by a horse cock is always serious business, but by my standards a random death like this is serious business, and serious business makes me go all like

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Getting stabbed... Not bad, nothing deserving of redicule. Getting stabbed by a bird at a cockfight and waiting 2 hours before you sought medical aid because, for some insane reason, you didn't realize the red shit rushing out of your leg shouldnt be doing that? Yeah, thank God you never produced a little dipshit of your own.

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once again the day is saved, thanks to....natural selection!

seriously, not only did he raise the animal to fight but he gave it a weapon. thats just asking for it really
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lol if you read this story again you noticed he kind of just shrugged it off and didnt get it treated imediatly, so he died because hes a dumbass.

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wow yeah its pretty sad ha ha ha


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Damn, thats another animal ruined for me... now i dont trust ducks, cows, giraffes and now CHICKENS!!!

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Good for the Cock, I wonder if in his little cock head he was thinking "Make me fight to the death mother fucker hows it feel when I fight you!"

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Fuck seriously?

Thats just... Random... And insane...
Yep that about sums it up.
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