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post #1 of 65 (permalink) Old 12-26-10, 01:25 AM Thread Starter
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Here's the game tell a joke about another member of this forum and there are 2 rules

Don't go over the top on rudeness (Im watching you Cheese and Jezlad)

and have fun

Ill start........... which is the king of cheese like a monk??????

there both holey!


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Here is my joke....

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Hmmm... this thread could potentially become interesting.... or a massive fight between forum members.


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Isn't that what's Xmas is all about.


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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Wow in just 2 posts this thread went from Christmas cracker to pub bathroom is that a record or something?


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from Christmas cracker to pub bathroom?

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
I can solve a Rubiks Cube consistently in less than 60 seconds.
My record is 34 seconds.
(And yes, i have video evidence)
Just one of the many talents of The Cheese.


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My joke was bad on purpose like a Christmas cracker yours is rude and offensive like a pub room bathroom.


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My joke was bad on purpose like a Christmas cracker yours is rude and offensive like a pub room bathroom.
I know here's more.......

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
You would want to hope like hell that SGMAlice doesn't see this thread.
She will tear off your balls and shove them down your throat.
And thats if she is having a good day!

Seriously though, maybe keep the gay/lesbian jokes to a minimum.


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