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Default What is your porn name?

You have been hired in the adult industry for your "talents" but your real name leaves a lot to be desired. So you need an appropriate stage name, so here is how you do it:

You have two options:

1) Take the name of your first pet and combine with the name of the street you grew up on.

Or...

2) Use your middle name and combine with either the name of your first pet or the street you grew up on.

Me: JJ Passage

What is your porno name?
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My middle name is Canyon and the street i grew up on was Bittersweet street, so...


Bittersweet Canyon.

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Jinxy Mackets... I sound like a lass :-s

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Corey Brattswood (pet+street).

Leaves a lot to be desired, though the Corey part is a marked improvement over my real name.
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Baron's an awesome name, I would have loved that.

Pet+Street - Sacha Huntington =/



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Pet + middle name:

Rex Owen


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Mona Fairwood (pet + street)

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And what shoulder, & what art. Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain? In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp, Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
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Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
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1) Rosie Brambles
2a) David Rosie
2b) David Brambles

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Smudge Ride......

Sounds a bit dirty really. pet name and last part of street name.

Everyone has a purpose, just so happens mine is more of an example to others of what NOT to do.

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Hondo San Pedro

Pet + street

I grew up in the south west U.S.

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