Some of these videos made me laugh so much I think I pissed myself.
Anyways, I was reading a few jokes today, thought I'd share them:
Cheer up Prince Charles! They only vandalised your car with a bit of white paint.
It's not like they deliberately chased your car into a tunnel during the night and murdered you.
My mum was very good at making me eat my food when I was younger. She would hold the food on a spoon and repeat - "there's a train coming, there's a train coming" and I'd always eat it then 'cos I knew if I didn't she wouldn't untie me from the railway line... (originally by Milton Jones)
So, Chilean Miners have been invited to watch the United - Arsenal game on Monday.
Would it be insensitive to ask them to lead the players out of the tunnel?