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Default Pregnancy Blog - Great!

Okay, I know what your thinking, a blog about pregnancy? I'm gonna avoid that like Mel Gibson avoids sanity, but bear with me...

After getting forced to read it by a mate a few days back, I think it's great!

Basically this guy called Eric is writing a blog to chronicle the time over his girlfriend's pregnancy, makes for a pretty funny read and a great and humourous take on that dodgy period in a women's life. I recommend checking it out:

http://ericsevan.blogspot.com/
http://thatpregnantwoman.blogspot.com/



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LOL
Thats quite funny.
Good find man

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I've never read a Blog since the episode of house; where they treated a patient who blogged EVERYTHING.

Put me off majorly.

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When I get married and/or get a girl pregnant (WHOOPS!), I'll be able to sympathize.


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This is excellent.

"Sometimes I wake up in the morning, look over and think to myself ''look how beautiful and peaceful she is''... Then she wakes up, the screaming starts and the peace is shattered."
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Contraceptives. Always.


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Read the first two entries. LOL

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Hi,

I thought I'd drop by to thank you for visiting my blog

It's a strange coincidence that a community like this has picked it up as I was quite into Warhammer when I was younger, and was briefly lured back about 5 years ago, just painting some 40k models, I might be inspired to have another go again!

There's a short update to my blog, which can be found at

http://thatpregnantwoman.blogspot.com/

Hope you enjoy, and again thanks for reading.
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Haha, top stuff. Gave me flashbacks to a site I used to go to years ago, most amusing stuff :-)

http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyo...uk/things.html

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Lol, that ones a good one as well.

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She keeps making me carry tampons around - 'Here, have these, just in case.'
'Oooooooh, why can't you carry them?'
'I've got no pockets.'
Then, of course, I forget about them. And the next time I'm meeting The Duchess of Kent or someone I pull a handkerchief out of my pocket and shower feminine hygiene products everywhere.
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She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.
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Wherever I'm standing is where Margret needs to be standing, and vice versa. Doesn't matter where we are - the kitchen, the bathroom, Scotland - we each infuriatingly occupy the space where the other one wants to be, urgently. Over the years we've developed signals for this situation. Mine is to stand behind her and mutter under my breath. Margret's is to shoulder-charge me out of the way.
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Can you please leave me alone, I'm on the lavatory.
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We have shower issues. Today I had a shower and she's put out some kind of weird cosmetic soap. I flinch at the idea of guessing how much this soap must have cost because it's utterly rubbish, which is usually a good indication of knee-buckling expense (Cotton flannel - 50p, Skin-lacerating wad woven from dried bark and nasal hair by Amazonian tribeswomen who will use whatever money they make from the sale to buy cotton flannels - £12.50). This soap did not wash, but instead covered me in an iridescent film of grease - and, sadly, I'd made a last minute change of plans and decided to spend today sitting in front of the TV rather than swimming The Channel. Tch - irony, eh? Anyway, I had to have another wash to remove this oleaginous soap from me. This was the Third Thing. I'll come to the Second Thing in a moment, but the First Thing is the ferocity of our shower. British showers are risible, this is a fact. Most people's noses run faster than the average British shower and one of Margret's longest held desires has been to get a shower like those in Germany. Thus, she got one fitted when we moved to the new house here and it is, indeed, German. Now, as much as I'm against the feebleness of British showers, I must ask if it's entirely necessary that a shower should hurt? This thing has a setting called 'massage' and it's not a massage. A massage involves relaxation, the soft, enquiring hands of a 22-year-old Scandinavian woman, and possibly an exchange of cash. The setting on this shower ought more accurately to be labelled 'Jumped By Thugs', you could mount the thing on top of a truck and use it to crush riots. This is all the more horrific when we approach the Second Thing. Because not only does Margret leave our shower set to maim, she also leaves it on cold.
Margret has cold showers first thing in the morning. How unsurprising is that? In fact, I could have just left the rest of this page blank and merely put at the top 'Margret has cold showers first thing in the morning' and everyone reading would have been able to infer the rest. I, it won't surprise you to learn, don't like mornings to begin with, and definitely don't want to find a cold shower lurking anywhere in them. Today, then, I stumbled sleepy-eyed into the shower, wrenched it on, and was immediately hit by a roar of icy water travelling at twelve-hundred miles an hour. My 'O'-eyed, bared-teeth face is going to be stuck like this for a week. Then, once I'd scrambled the settings back to within human limits, I got to cover myself in grease.
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I do love how we don't even need CotE to comment anymore, chances are he has already said something intelligent before that can be re-applied to the current situation.
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CotE Reviews: Prospero Burns (HH Review), Age of Darkness (HH Review).
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