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post #2191 of 2281 (permalink) Old 02-23-13, 09:01 PM
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Granted, but she's a secret ladyboy!
Hahah, if id'd love her/him, it wouldn't matter, so you failed.


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He comes back from the grave, full on zombie with boobs and stabs YOU with the stingray's tail barb....

I wish I could go on holiday
Granted. You go, but you never come back.

I wish i had Cowboy Bebop on DVDs.

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Too bad all DVD players (i.e. everything that can play them) have been recalled and you have to go buy Bluray.

I wish I had a perfect and photographic memory.

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You do, so you can remember, forever, that moment you walked in on your grandparents. Enjoy that percious memory.

I wish the word swag didn't exist.


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Instead, the f-wits have 500 such words, each as stupid and overly used as one another.

I wish plastic crack (specifically that coming from one GW) was less expensive.
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Granted. It's a powerful carcinogenic.

I wish that I could understand how women work.

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Granted. You discover they're all clockwork.

I wish for there to be a full stop at the end of this sentence

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Unfortunately, all of time has refreshed and we humans have forgotten to invent a full stop■ Instead, we have '■'■

I wish Uni fees were much lower.
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Granted, they are ridiculously cheap but you're so skint you STILL can't afford them...

I wish I could drive

I'm not small, I'm funsize!
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Granted. Unfortunately all vehicles are banned due to global warming.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.



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Granted, but you waste them all wishing for more wishes and then waste those wishes wishing for even more, eventually you wish for so many wishes that all the genies go extinct and all the wishes you have stockpiled are rendered useless.

Then Milk Tray runs you over in her car.

I wish for more Guinness

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