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Granted, your wife leaves you and your kids for a scottish bagpiper and you and your kids just grow older and older living out your eternal life in a retirement home.

I wish for a new table

"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has though and purpose which functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bio-engineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if it is aware of us at all, it must know us only as Prey."
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Granted, how ever its the periodic table!


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Granted, but the only phrase you know is "Where is the bathroom", which you often mispronounce and people think you say "I am a bathroom"

I wish I had some Beryllium

"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has though and purpose which functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bio-engineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if it is aware of us at all, it must know us only as Prey."
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Granted, you develop chronic berylliosis and die a painful death

I wish I didn't have GAS - Guitar Aquisition Syndrome
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Granted, but you get GAS (the stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart)

I wish I would get an interview with one of the places I applied to for a job.

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Granted, but you don't get the job.

I wish I had more lemon pledge.

"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has though and purpose which functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bio-engineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if it is aware of us at all, it must know us only as Prey."
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Granted but you choke and die.

I wish I wasn't sick.

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Granted you are actually well but you still feel like crap.

I wish I could go home now
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Granted, but an electrical fire caused a fire that burnt down your home.

I wish that cloud in the sky looked like a monkey

"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has though and purpose which functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bio-engineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if it is aware of us at all, it must know us only as Prey."
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Grantd but while looking at it you get hit by a bus.

I wish for his corpse to catch on fire.

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