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post #1741 of 2281 (permalink) Old 11-15-11, 12:18 PM
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No wish detected! Engaging Hypothetical wish!

Granted, but the cats pulling the vehicle eventually get hungry and eat the hamsters running the generator causing the entire thing to go out of control once the power steering fails and through a random series of coincidences the crash causes a second 9/11.

I wish for a blue tombstone that I could hit people with.
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Granted but it hits you in the balls twice for every time you hit someone.


I wish these ads for random dating sites would stop appearing all over the place (seriously, they're everywhere now!)

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Fortunately, the ads for random dating sites stop appearing all over the place. Unfortunately, many awesome websites lose a ton of advertising money and are forced to shut down, making the Internet an even more soulless and hollow place then it already is.

I wish I had the power to turn my dandruff into five dollar coins.

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Granted but nobody accepts five dollar coins.


I wish for enough real money to buy any warhammer 40000 Titan I wanted.

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You already have enough real money.

I wish people would realize the truth.

I never retreat....I just advance in the opposite direction.
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Granted but they can't handle it.


I wish today was a PA day in adittion to friday.

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Granted but they can't handle it.


I wish today was a PA day in adittion to friday.
Granted. Today and friday are parental arbitration days. Unfortunatley it gets a bit outta hand and theres kicking and flailing and biting and hating and cursing. And because of her outburst, your mum gets sued and you live in a crack whore house for the rest of your life. Did i mention you became a professional hooker?

I wish i had a pa (personal assisstant)

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Granted, she is mingin, and on maternity leave.

I wish for a happy ending!

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Granted, from a Very fat sweaty male Masseuse, Named Clyde.

I wish... FOR MORE WISHES!

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Granted, you now have a infinite amount of wishes. However they can only be used to wish for things that make your life worse.

I wish for the ability to enhance any given attribute or skill to super human standards for 10 min intervals with no negative consequences.


Medusa: "I'm a witch, its my job to blaspheme against Gods."

Two Slaanesh daemons on the first go...hmm I guess the fates have spoken emperors children here I come
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