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post #1171 of 2281 (permalink) Old 07-03-11, 05:15 AM
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Granted, but now a horde of bats has decided to move in.

I wish my sister's bird would stop being so loud and kissing everything in sight. I'm trying to watch TV!

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Granted, but your TV explodes.

I wish for my car to catch fire while I am trapped inside.


Nonsense is our Salvation

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granted you survive the fire but you are so horrifically burned that your bedridden for the rest of your life and nobody gives a damn.

I wish for all the world country's to give me twelve billion dollars and a Forge World model
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Granted, but the world is so in debt that you only manage to get $12. As for the forge world model, you end up getting a resin Drop pod.

I wish that I had a lightsaber!

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Mate, bacon can do anything.
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Granted, but you hold it backwards the first time you use it and castrate yourself.

I wish for a hot air baloon ride and a sniper rifle.


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granted, but when you are in mid air, your sniper goes off and pops your balloon.

I wish for fifteen thousand tacos.

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Granted, and the following day your anus is completely destroyed.

I wish for a parachute.


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Granted, you go skydiving the next day to celebrate only to discover it's full of holes

I wish I could use the force

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Granted, but a group of jedi brand you as a sith and hunt you down relentlessly.

I wish for a grenade, with pin not necessarily included.


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Granted. But you never said where it would be, so its found lodged in your anus... without the pin.

I wish I had an mexican.

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