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Default Codex: Getting a girlfriend!

As the title says this is a homemade codex made by me that being sad enough has managed to relate every technique to picking up girls (these could be reverse-engineered to pick up guys as well) into 5 simple categories all, also sadly, based off one of the 5 chaos gods. Lets begin with the obvious:

Why you should read this codex

I know, being obvious that there are many stereotypical characteristics to being a warhammer player. For example bad breath, obesity, having no friends and bad dress sense being common examples. However in a recent thread where a guy rambled on and on about how we bring this image to ourselves I decided to address one of his concerns about some gamer's nervousness around women. A simple way of this is getting a girlfriend but this can be easier said than done. What was one of my main problems was how to ask a girl out in the first place and hopefully this codex will address this issue and maybe elevate you in the social ladder of life.

Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for anything that goes wrong in your attempts at any technique implemented by this codex. These results are not scientifically proven either but happen to be observations I have learned over the years.

In my next post I describe a technique most similar to the obvious chaos god slaanesh. Enjoy!


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...really? we just had to go there?

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This seems interesting.

Though the stereotype thing pisses me off. I wash myself daily, I make it a priority to wear clean clothes at least every second day (ie if you wear a shirt 2 days in a row its ok, given the shirt is in a reasonable condition/depending on what you did while wearing the shirt), I take a small amount of time out of my week to exercise it's not difficult, eating properly is not a gamer thing it's just our contemporary world, i have friends and i'll darn well spend time with them and dress sense if your clothes dont match...buy new ones.

it's a usual 'the minority will represent the majority' thing us humans get into our heads.

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I agree with hippy, I have had a girlfriend for a while. If 40k/fantasy/wargamers in general cannot get a girlfriend, its their buisness.

Edit: The sterotypes piss me off as well, I dont have many friends because im anti social, but I excercise, my clothes are clean, and I wash myself.

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Edit: The sterotypes piss me off as well, I dont have many friends because im anti social, but I excercise, my clothes are clean, and I wash myself.
Agreed, im the same the main reason i cant get a gf is becuase im very antisocial, yet i still clean wash, exercise etc. But im stilll following this thread since it would be a laugh.

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most wargamers don't need this, I already have a girl friend and she plays eldar. spandex armor lol
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for fucks sake, get some testicular fortitude and go talk to the girl. Doesn't have to be a "line" or a catchy phrase, just go up, say hello, my name is__________ and ask her how she is doing. Talking to a beautiful girl, (or for that fact, a butt ugly cow) just takes you moving your fucking lips, acting respectful and being normal.

I am not that good looking a guy and I got more action in school and then later in life than the "cool" people or my better looking friends who were all scared little pant pissers when a good looking girl was within their field of vision. Why? It isn't anything special to talk to another human being, no matter what equipment is between their legs. Grab some sack and man up...

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for fucks sake, get some testicular fortitude and go talk to the girl. Doesn't have to be a "line" or a catchy phrase, just go up, say hello, my name is__________ and ask her how she is doing. Talking to a beautiful, (of for that fact, an ugly cow) just takes you moving your fucking lips, acting and being normal.

I am not that good looking a guy and I got more action in school and then later in life than the "cool" people or my better looking friends who were all scared little pant pissers when a good looking girl was within their field of vision. Why? It isn't anything special to talk to another human being, no matter what equipment is between their legs. Get some sack...

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:D lol go 116! my GF helps me model!
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most wargamers don't need this, I already have a girl friend and she plays eldar. spandex armor lol
That's actually exactly my girlfriend too xD, although she decided to convert them to kinky eldar when they get their codex

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for fucks sake, get some testicular fortitude and go talk to the girl. Doesn't have to be a "line" or a catchy phrase, just go up, say hello, my name is__________ and ask her how she is doing. Talking to a beautiful, (of for that fact, an ugly cow) just takes you moving your fucking lips, acting and being normal.

I am not that good looking a guy and I got more action in school and then later in life than the "cool" people or my better looking friends who were all scared little pant pissers when a good looking girl was within their field of vision. Why? It isn't anything special to talk to another human being, no matter what equipment is between their legs. Get some sack...
This. It's time for people to grow a pair and go out there and talk to the opposite sex.

The Undefeated 13th (SW) - W 3, L 0, D 2

The Swarm (Nids) - W 33, L 14, D 0

Da Waugh Squad (Orks) - W 5, L 9, D 2

The Gunline/Gundam Wing (Tau) - Under Construction
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