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Default Kids say the coolest things...

Poppy, our 9 year old...

Poppy: "Why are Dick and Dom on the news"

Us: "That's David and Ed miliband"

share the words of wisdom and insights of your offspring here.

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When my son was only 3 or 4 he was asked at daycare what he hears his parents say the most, he answered as such:

For his Mom, "I love you."

for me, "God damned TV."
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When my son was at play group (3 or maybe 4 years old), we watched a lot of Johnny Bravo and he once called the play group teacher a 'hot sexy mama'

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the other day, we was out in the car, and some dozy cow cut us up, before me or my wife could say anything, Jade, my 5 year old said" Silly cow, learn to drive", my wife almost crashed the car as we was laughing so much

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My son was about 3ish when we got in the car to head somewhere in the middle of winter. There was a fair amount of snow coming down during a snowstorm and we suddenly hear this little voice from the back spouting my wifes favourite phrase during such an occasion:

"It's snowing like a bitch out eh?"

I ended up with hot coffee spewing out of my nose for that one lol.

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Not exactly from my son, but my 3 year old nephew. My wife was taking a shower, and hears the door knocking:

She: "I'm in the shower!"
He: "Please let me in!!"
She: "I'm in the shower baby, I can't"
He: *starts to cry* "But I want to see you naked.... i like it...pleaseee"
Me: LOL!..... little pervert...
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Not really my kid, but was watching Supernanny (mmm, Jo Frost), and there was some 3 year old still getting breast fed twice a day, asking for "mimi". Funny as fuck to be honest.

I also remember when I was a kid and round at my cousins, my uncle was hammering away, and drove a flat head nail into some wood, only to get the head trapping the skin between finger and thumb. "Mother fucking gypsy sucking dog rimming cunt" was a choice saying for the next few weeks until we got it beaten out of us.

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After a long Saturday of gm'ing a Dark Heresy group, my husband and I were relaxing when the Dragon, er, Mother-in-Law called. After debating if we should even answer the phone, my husband finally picked up and spoke to his mother for a bit before she asked if we could put her grandson on the phone. He has never been a big phone talker, but my husband handed him the phone anyhow and told him that his grandmother wanted to say 'hi'.

Our son (2 at the time), took the phone with a skeptical look on his face and held it up to his ear for a long moment before speaking a single, clear word: 'Heretic' and handing the phone back to his dad.

I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard.
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Me and the missus took our 3 year old round to the in-laws for Sunday dinner, We'd had the soup and as the main got brought in she turned to me and shouted, "wheres my fork and knife?" Sounded a bit different though.

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When my kid brother was only 3 or 4, and old enough for the first time to really appreciate christmas, he turned to my mother after getting an absolute mountain of presents from "Santa", and asked her "What did you get me for christmas?" She nearly choked.
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