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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-19-07, 10:45 AM
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The cat flies through the air, narrowly missing skcuzzlebumm it lands on the bar apparently unscathed. It looks around, slowly turning its head in a catty, don't have a care in the world way. Suddenly he lerches forwards, grabbing the nearest of skcuzzlebumms whiskey bottle and smashes it against the bar, brandishing the broken shards in front of it, it advances with an evil look in its eye.

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Riled up by the general frenzy, The Wraithlord is enraged by Anphicars laid back attitude. Deciding something must be done he grabs a corkscrew, takes a fistfull of Anphicars hair, and shoves the corkscrew straight into his right ear laughing maniacallly the entire time.

one thing I want is the ability to split my fire everywhere, it makes no sense that a squad of 10 guard or marines or whatever all have to fire at 1 target with everything, is the guy with the lascannon not smart enough to realize maybe he would be better off firing at the massive tank looming overhead instead of the little man no bigger than a squat running at him, or is that far too complex for the 10yr olds?

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Anphicar reels away in surprised shock and pain.

Suddenly fueled by pain and irritation, Anphicar lunges at The Wraithlord, sending him and himself sprawling, blood leaking from the ragged hole in his ear.

Anphicar manages to come out on top, pinning the Wraithlord's arms down with his knees. Anphicar makes a fist...

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Skcuzzlebumm reaches into his back pocket and in one motion flicks a zippo lighter out and tosses it into the pool of hardliquor the cat is walking in, the pool and the legs of the cat go up with a palitable wooosha dn the screams of the Cat. These are quickly smothered as skcuzzlebumm takes a long swig of his wiskey and sprays it all over the Cat, completing his transition into a living torch.
The engarged and burning cat makes to move of Skcuzzlebumm who with one lazy flick of his heel round houses the cat onto the pile that is Anphicar and Wraithlord.

He cracks his kncukles and moves to break some skulls...

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Wraithlord, thinking fast, brings his knees up and smashes the back of Anphicars head, knocking him off and into the bar. Grabbing a barstool, he throws it at Anphicar only to see it sail of his head and smash into the face of someone ridind a Coyote...

one thing I want is the ability to split my fire everywhere, it makes no sense that a squad of 10 guard or marines or whatever all have to fire at 1 target with everything, is the guy with the lascannon not smart enough to realize maybe he would be better off firing at the massive tank looming overhead instead of the little man no bigger than a squat running at him, or is that far too complex for the 10yr olds?

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After deftly dodging the flying chair, Anphicar roundhouse kicks The Wraithlord in the face, setting him in a momentary bout of spluttering.

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a small chinese man of late years walks into the bar, he has a long grey beard a mustasche that trail to the floor. The bar falls quite, except for the screaching of the flaming cat, and a few muffled sob's form the ridden coyote. The chinese man looks slowly around at the "theres nothing going on here faces" of the bars occupants and then turns, heading back towards the doors.

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