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Default Heresy Quote Compilation.

Jez was asking for content for the blog in the mod chat and it was suggested that we compile all those natty little quotes that quite often pop up in members and staffs sigs.

Heres the thread to dump them all.

Heres a few for starters.

Administrator Galahad on new staff members:
'Too bad we got rid of the brutal hazing rituals we had back when I joined the team. Few people know it, but the real reason ******** left was because he couldn't swallow enough live goldfish and Jagermeister.'

Member Blue Liger on Heresy site managment:
'Jezad's in your face interface is one of the defining features of the site I like it that way.'

Member Ordo Xeno Commander:
'Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.'Possibly a no no.

Administrator Viscount Vash:
Saying 'There's no codex creep, you're just playing with outdated and poorly supported codices' is a bit like getting told by the doctor 'Good news, athough you chopped your hand of in a horrific Miniature modelling accident, we are working on a way of re attaching it. When? oh we don't know that yet, but we can keep it on ice til we get the tech to pop it back on.'

Admin Galahad (I'm Guessing on passive smoking?)
I don't care about secondhand smoke, it's firsthand EXPLOSIONS I'm wary about.

Site owner Jezlad.
Alessio is to 40k what impotence is to rape. Probably another no no

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Jez's sig:
Armed Robber: "I wasn't here, give me the money now, buddy. I've got a fucking .38 in my pocket."
Galahad: "I just thought you were happy to see me. You do know you were on TV last week."


Admin Jigplums:
Jezlad "I actually commented that Jigplums list was the least scary list I faced. Then took a pasting"

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Sieg:
"Isn't this to big of a decision to flip a coin for?"
"Well a couple years down the road if i find out it was the wrong decision i would rather blame the coin then myself."

Inquisitor Varrius:
Camo is the color of cowardice but if the only ones to call you a coward are now a puddle of plasma there isnt a problem.

one thing I want is the ability to split my fire everywhere, it makes no sense that a squad of 10 guard or marines or whatever all have to fire at 1 target with everything, is the guy with the lascannon not smart enough to realize maybe he would be better off firing at the massive tank looming overhead instead of the little man no bigger than a squat running at him, or is that far too complex for the 10yr olds?

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Morfang:
Originally Posted by Red Orc
"Ahh, isn't Morfang sweet, like a great big 350-pound (that's 25 stone, UK users!) ball of cuddly death...?"

Dagmire:
"When it's game time, it's pain time baby!

Khorne's Fist:
Originally Posted by bitsandkits
"Im a big fan of nipples, a world with out nipples is not a world I want to live in!"
Originally Posted by Lord of Rebirth
"Build 'em, paint 'em then make pew pew sounds."

unpredictable chaos:
"They are not Space Bananas, they are Imperial Fists."

MaidenManiac:
Originally Posted by cccp
54. “Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase.

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Brother Jazzman:
"...remember the Golden Rule: Chill out, they're only plastic spacemen!" from Gal's sig.

The Wraithlord:
"Galahad is 100% correct in his explanation. Anyone who says otherwise to [him] is vastly mistaken." copied from Gal's sig.

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"pontification over a simple point is my special ability."

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*kneels at foot of bed* Dear Emperor, please look after Viscount Vash. He's begun to slip lately, i think it might have something to do with the people he's been hanging out with. help him remember to take his medicine and bring him back to into your light. Amen
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'Somehow, I got married when my wife knew full well of my Star Wars AND Warhammer 40k obsessions...

Must be the roofies.'
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deathbringer:
"I think sex metaphors just follow commissar ploss all day just looking for an opening."


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As it was, the results of the campaign showed a slight chaos victory but not complete defeat of the Imperiums forces (I think the figure was 60/40 in favour of chaos). Neither side was able or willing to form an alliance with the Liberal Democrats and so basically they had fought each other to a stand still.
That one tickled me.



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I do love how we don't even need CotE to comment anymore, chances are he has already said something intelligent before that can be re-applied to the current situation.
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