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post #81 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-11-13, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Son of Horus
So THAT's why people use gerbils as dildos... Makes total sense now.
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it wasn't my fault, i was taking a massive shit, and as my sphincter was closing a gerbil just jumped right on up there
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So you're a wanker?

Who cares? Anyone that says they don't wank is a lying twat. Wank hard, wank often.

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post #82 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-11-13, 09:34 PM
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3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
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Eloquence is overrated. The world considers Bill Clinton a noteworthy statesman, and he's a hillbilly best known for getting a blowjob from the chubby mail room chick.
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post #84 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-12-13, 10:49 PM
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As I sat there 10 meters below the surface, freezing my tits off and thinking of all the places I'd rather be (prison, watching Boc and Serp double team a camel dressed as Fluttershy, listening to a Taylor Swift concert followed by a lecture of alternative art by Lady Gaga and "Im a stupid hoe" girl)
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Have you pulled a neil?

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We want to treat members like adults and not children, so we have space for us to talk about contentious topics.
The whole trusting people to productively disagree instead of expecting everyone to agree with an inner cabal is one of the reasons I clicked with Heresy and not other boards.
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'The timing of the darkest episode in Heresy's history (if we pretend the whole Katie Drake has a COCK saga didn't happen) couldn't of come at a worse time. In fact, with the stuff that's going on in my personal life - the new baby and pathetic working hours the timing of this event could be likened to an intercontinental nuclear war 5 seconds before you poke your cock up Megan Fox's arsehole whilst she screams "FUCK ME PLAGUEFATHER - MAKE IT BROWN!"' - Jezlad

This one. I clicked 'back' just to re-read it and laugh again.

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Also, Ewoks eat people.
Never forget that.
Ewoks. Eat. People.
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post #89 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-15-13, 01:29 AM
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"I'm psychic, I can see auras!"

"No, you're a fucktard and you have glaucoma!"
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post #90 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-15-13, 07:39 AM
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Double post but Z just gave up a good one in the chat box:

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[15-05, 18:22] Zion Slaanesh + "glowing sceptre" don't belong together in any normal sentence.
[15-05, 18:23] Zion I think Slaanesh tea-bagged Draigo
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