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post #71 of 149 (permalink) Old 02-25-13, 12:52 AM
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And another classic from the chatbox:

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see, when I replace Alan Merrett as head of IP then 'Death to the false emperor' wil be replaced with 'FUCK THE ULTRAMARINES' as the official chaos war cry


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3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
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i think it cost you one soul or a night in bed with justin beiber.
really either way costs you a soul. but the second one may cause your nurgling to lose all respect for you.

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[12-04, 13:01]Deneris: Always pictured Tawa looking like a Furby... rather short, covered in hair, stumbles around making odd noises, and sleeps alot...


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One day I'll post up a picture of myself and you'll see why this was so funny


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"Hey! I just made a full suit of tactical dreadnought armour!"

"Cool! Does it work?"

"Well, my virginity now has a 2+ invulnerable save so yeah, kinda did"
This made me lol too much


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"Hey! I just made a full suit of tactical dreadnought armour!"

"Cool! Does it work?"

"Well, my virginity now has a 2+ invulnerable save so yeah, kinda did "
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This made me lol too much
Aye, can always rely on Norm for a good quote. Vaz also cracked me up as always with this one on the same thread.

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Inquisitor S. I'd come up with a better reply than go fuck yourself if I could be arsed wasting time on you. I can't, so "go fuck yourself".
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[25-04, 21:26] Jezlad sorry we didnt suck you off big dog but some of us are adults and dont get a boner when we see another adult dressed in a foam costume - unless its a stripper with fat tits of course

Ha ha ha fucking class


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The timing of the darkest episode in Heresy's history (if we pretend the whole Katie Drake has a COCK saga didn't happen) couldn't of come at a worse time. In fact, with the stuff that's going on in my personal life - the new baby and pathetic working hours the timing of this event could be likened to an intercontinental nuclear war 5 seconds before you poke your cock up Megan Fox's arsehole whilst she screams "FUCK ME PLAGUEFATHER - MAKE IT BROWN!"


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Cole Deschain:
"That, and sending Leman Russ to make a peaceful arrest? That's like sending a rabid Grizzly Bear to teach Kindergarten."


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Bond Villain?

Sounds like a batty boy to me. He'd look more at home stroking a rampant rabbit with a cocked wrist.
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I do love how we don't even need Child-of-the-Emperor to comment anymore, chances are he has already said something intelligent before that can be re-applied to the current situation.
That one made me laugh, 'specially since it's true.


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