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post #21 of 149 (permalink) Old 01-24-11, 06:53 PM
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post #22 of 149 (permalink) Old 01-24-11, 07:14 PM
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Baron Spikey: this is Heresy-Online not fucking eHarmony.
For 2 years I tried to come up with a sentence or 2 that was quote worthy, then I get drunk and start posting shit *BAM* I'm quoted about a half dozen times
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For 2 years I tried to come up with a sentence or 2 that was quote worthy, then I get drunk and start posting shit *BAM* I'm quoted about a half dozen times
Maybe you are more... Creative, (No offence intended) when you are drunk?

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You know Horus, I have been trying to figure out WTF we were talking about as well. I am pretty sure it was one random night in the chat room, if I saved it to my quote thingy in my user CP then it must have been hilarious at the time, but I have no idea what the lead up is.

At least you can get quoted, I would like to think I am witty, yet I can never get quoted for anything. Sigh.

Maybe I need to get pissed off one day and tell someone to ram their paintbrush up their ass, as it would improve their skills.
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ram their paintbrush up their ass, as it would improve their skills.
I chuckled.



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Maybe I need to get pissed off one day and tell someone to ram their paintbrush up their ass, as it would improve their skills.
I also got a good laugh out of this. Definitely quote worthy

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i lol'd

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He's a fraud then, he should be burned as a Witch and flayed like the donkey lover he is, and he should be told off by his mother in front of his school friends.
Laughed so hard a little bit of pee came out.
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Classic Jez in the Special Thanks thread in off topic.

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I'd like to thank all the cunts that own/run the other forums.

Their retardation gave me the motivation to create Heresy.

I salute you all and next time I take a shit I'll say a little prayer - pricks.

I will have to thank them as well then.
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This one is from ages ago, involved one of my first posts on Heresy

One the subject of the models available to Chaos Space Marines:

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The Wraithlord: I must beg to differ on that. Chaos has the coolest models. I said so, therefore it is true.

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*hhmhhm* (clears throat) what...of course I'm loyal (shifty eyes, begins to back towards doorway)
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