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post #11 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-06-10, 04:31 AM
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I wore my first dress about 15-16- no reason for it, I was just sat in the props room at school writing an essay and decided to try on the leopard print top and mini-skirt, even threw on a blonde wig, and I must admit the breeze to my gentlemen was a rare delight.
made me laugh more than any other post in the history of the internet






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I wore my first dress about 15-16- no reason for it, I was just sat in the props room at school writing an essay and decided to try on the leopard print top and mini-skirt, even threw on a blonde wig, and I must admit the breeze to my gentlemen was a rare delight.
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I really wish I could pull some old threads there was some good shot that came off these boards. I need to hunt through some threads.
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Jezlad: Doctor says i've got lyme disease. He said if i stopped fucking sheep i might not get it again.

The Wraithlord: Man, those guys across the pond are into some weird shit, eh Ploss?

Commissar Ploss: lol very much so... Although, who am i to talk, i spend my time tied to a computer writing books and editing manuscripts. It's the equivalent to fucking sheep...

Jezlad: you wanna get yourself some velcro gloves mate, you ain't lived yet!

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post #15 of 149 (permalink) Old 11-17-10, 11:31 PM
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Don't worry about me being being diagnosed with a life threatening illness ploss. Just glorify the banter!
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Don't worry about me being being diagnosed with a life threatening illness ploss. Just glorify the banter!
yer damn right, boss! besides, you're a strapping young lad, you'll pull through.

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King of Cheese: I think i might have bruxism fairly bad.

Jezlad: I found out I had that working as a rentboy in Leeds.

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Baron Spikey: this is Heresy-Online not fucking eHarmony.

[Flerden] 9:05 pm: Why the hell can't he just go offline if he goes to watc tv?
[dark angel] 9:06 pm: It is Doelago, we will never know
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Jezlad: i prefer donkey cock...

hells_fury: I'm part of the popular group (thats the nerds, we rule the school with an iron fist)

[djinn24] jez, jiz, its all the same!
[Icedrake25] depends on how salty jez is before we compare the two
[HorusReborn] I'm just checkin on it now!
[HorusReborn] brb
[Concrete Hero] Checking how salty jez is?

[The Son of Horus] I figured it was a game that one played with their vagina, rather than a fingerbang exercise.


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Me and a couple friends showed them our version of hospitality.. We bought HUGE super soaker water guns and pissed in the water tank and shot the Westboro fuckers with the pissguns.
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post #20 of 149 (permalink) Old 01-24-11, 05:36 PM
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That one from me seems wildly out of context-- I actually have no idea what prompted me to say something like that.

Also... of all the horrible things that I say (or type, rather), that's the one that made the quote thread? Clearly, you have not been paying enough attention, Djinn. :p

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