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Being a geek is not an exclusive club. All are welcome. Fuck people who try to make 40k a click. "Oh your not a player because you don't take it seriously you act in fluff not to win and you haven't even played for 2 months"

Go fuck yourself. Off a cliff. Into rocks. Just high enough to cripple but not kill you. Until the piranhas come.
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Go fuck yourself. Off a cliff. Into rocks. Just high enough to cripple but not kill you. Until the piranhas come.

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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

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Could someone please call the police on this guy? I can hear the English Language screaming in pain. This has to be illegal somewhere.

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Mathhammer is not calculus. It's not even pre-algebra. It's math on a level taught only a grade or two out of school days that included nap times.
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Dang! I was hoping Tyranids followed the Pokemon naming idea. A big Carnifex running around just yelling "Carnifex! Carni-Carnifex!" followed by a squad of termagants all saying "Termagant" to each other.

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Poo, you would run from a rabid squirrel. Especially one made of magma!

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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

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Could someone please call the police on this guy? I can hear the English Language screaming in pain. This has to be illegal somewhere.
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Despite having a bigger brain, it is highly unfortunate that the vast majority of the human race are thicker than a whale omelette....
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40k is like fucking but more productive and less messy - you need to both agree on what you want out of it and how far you're prepared to go, and if you cross those boundaries then there is a problem.

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"To endure one's self is perhaps the hardest task in the universe." Frank Herbert, 'Dune Messiah'
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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

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Could someone please call the police on this guy? I can hear the English Language screaming in pain. This has to be illegal somewhere.
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Surely a Heresy starter set would just be Erebus and Horus minis..?
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At the risk of a threadomancy . . .


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I have read this thread from start to finish. I am bewildered. This is like combining playschool with Deadpool. Just don't.

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"To endure one's self is perhaps the hardest task in the universe." Frank Herbert, 'Dune Messiah'
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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

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Could someone please call the police on this guy? I can hear the English Language screaming in pain. This has to be illegal somewhere.
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At the risk of a threadomancy . . .
There used to be a kids' programme called 'Play School' in the UK, back in the Early Cretaceous when even I was young; now combine that with Deadpool and you'd have a children's TV winner :D


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