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post #121 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-08-13, 08:35 AM
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Keep in mind you are arguing "realism" about an army of genetically-altered supermen that are able to shrug off rocket propelled explosive bullets because someone is waving around a cup full of blood that reminds them of their long lost Super Daddy that was killed by there Extra Special-Super Uncle.
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It's been said that Jezlad founded Heresy after he'd been banned from everyplace else. We're the Mos Eisley spaceport. We just pick the best scum and villians to help run the wretched hive.
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Since Jez has off and on called all of us cunts and what not I doubt he has a issue with his mods.
had to include these 2 because they give a great nod to our Mods.



Also, the Quotes will be back... I'll work something out today.
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post #122 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-09-13, 04:13 AM
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No model is ever irrevocably assembled if you have a Dremmel

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"To endure one's self is perhaps the hardest task in the universe." Frank Herbert, 'Dune Messiah'
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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

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Could someone please call the police on this guy? I can hear the English Language screaming in pain. This has to be illegal somewhere.

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post #123 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-10-13, 09:25 AM
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Lux...when the dude in the shades offered you the red or blue pill...you didn't take them BOTH did you?
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I remember when I got stitches in the arch of my foot from stepping on broken glass.

It hurt less than Lego.



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Give a man a match and he will be warm for a day.
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post #125 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-17-13, 11:18 PM
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If I was the reigning monarch it'd be "Oi! Fucko! Get the 'Royal' off that mail truck you dithering cunt!"
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post #126 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-19-13, 09:22 AM
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May Nurgle grant you his plague, Khorne not chop your head off, Tzeentch tell you the truth and Slaanesh give you a hug.


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I think Tawa is a temporal entity that exists outside of the hobby/modeling timeline. Essentially, he's the Heresy Online equivalent of a Time Lord... which is kinda hilarious and frightening all at the same time.
"God-Emperor? Calling him a god was how all this mess started."
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post #127 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-22-13, 12:53 AM
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I've just read a facebook message about how a koala just shit in my mates mouth. That's pretty fucking awesome pulling some gravity defying diarrhoea, or my mate shouldn't be such a knob and pretend to do the Lion King with it while his mouths open, literally making it shit itself.
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post #128 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-24-13, 10:35 PM
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Oh I feel the writers did a very good job in detailing how Curze came out in the Dorinian Heresy, they had tact and poise in its execution. Additionally I feel they fleshed out his character deeply with the insertion of Magnus as his rod of guidance and discipline.
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So you are saying Cruze is gay?
I lol'd.

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post #129 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-26-13, 04:17 AM
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all I can say is if Terry Taliban had tried to pack my fudge I'd have squeezed so tight the fucker would've sang like Katherine Jenkins while he cut my head off with a rusty halal knife.


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3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
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post #130 of 149 (permalink) Old 06-29-13, 04:41 AM
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Rampant Fucking Idiocy.


That's what I think.
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