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post #101 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-19-13, 04:30 PM
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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
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Could someone please call the police on this guy? I can hear the English Language screaming in pain. This has to be illegal somewhere.
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post #102 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-19-13, 05:12 PM
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Jez, I'm glad my sig quotes of deathklokk and deathscythe qualified. =)

Though you might want to make them live links so readers can see the grievous harm done to the English language.

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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

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Could someone please call the police on this guy? I can hear the English Language screaming in pain. This has to be illegal somewhere.
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post #103 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-19-13, 05:42 PM
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I wouldnt try any fancy shit, Pizzas and Beer. We're blokes right? No one is going to judge your culinary skills.
I thought this summed up the board quite nicely, really.

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post #104 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-23-13, 11:27 PM
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All of these are rather... horrible, and from the supporter chatbox

And yes, I'm adding my own quotes, because I'm funny, and fuck you that's why

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Zion - I don't think the compressor that Boc wants is even for an airbrush anymore. I think he wants to inflate his ass like he's having a colonoscopy
Boc - i was actually going to take the end of the compressor and shove it up my pee hole to see if i could get my ballsack to burst
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Straight out of the sandbox and onto the street corner aye Boc? Your parents must be so proud?
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hellsyeah, sucking some D is easier than actual work


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3. Nothing Boc said should ever be taken seriously. Unless he's talking about being behind you. Then you run like fuck.
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post #105 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-24-13, 09:41 PM
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Theres "counts as" then there's papier mache space marines. Next time he'll turn up with Fruit Salad marines. "So what does the Banana represent?" "oh thats usually a Rhino, but sometimes my sister uses it as a sex toy".

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I just want a new book, dont care how big my CrusaderKnightMechBot is. And Id appreciate it if recently updated players didnt complain about getting new stuff. Aww your little heretic Dark Angel plane sucks? Nine years pal, nine years.

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if you squint the Sigmar stuff doesn't all look like the love children from a Necron and Blood Angel orgy.
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post #108 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-29-13, 02:26 PM
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Commenting on "ohhhh its a traffic jam hahahaha" will also probably get a glass jar of jam thrown at your face so unless you want to look like you just spent the last 5 minutes between Lady Gaga's thighs while she's "got the painters in" I humbly suggest you shut the fuck up and move on.
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I think Tawa is a temporal entity that exists outside of the hobby/modeling timeline. Essentially, he's the Heresy Online equivalent of a Time Lord... which is kinda hilarious and frightening all at the same time.
"God-Emperor? Calling him a god was how all this mess started."
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post #109 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-29-13, 03:43 PM
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yeah, tongue that ass... mmm... fucking do it... oh yeah...
Re-quoted from earlier in the thread.

It popped up on the quotebox and for some reason I read it in this voice.....




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I think Tawa is a temporal entity that exists outside of the hobby/modeling timeline. Essentially, he's the Heresy Online equivalent of a Time Lord... which is kinda hilarious and frightening all at the same time.
"God-Emperor? Calling him a god was how all this mess started."
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post #110 of 149 (permalink) Old 05-31-13, 12:19 AM
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In the chatbox whilst discussing the relative merits of concepts suggested by (redacted)
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Svartmetall: a cuntitudinous fucktard whose douchebaggery can be seen from low earth orbit

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darkreever : But he does get people posting and that's pretty important

Svartmetall: which is a bit like saying e coli is good for toilets cos it gets people shitting

and then later

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Svartmetall: some days I shouldn't use...y'know...words

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But no matter how insane-absurd-mindbogglingly-what the actual fuck are you talking about-meth addict like-lunatic-tea cosy wearing-conspiracy nutjob-brainfart-cuckoo inspiring-wacko jacko-generally fucking crazy you get....


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