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khorneflake stabs Necrosis with a spork
ryan355 escapes via rocket because it is a missle silo
[Necrosis] 8:38 pm: a spork?
[khorneflake] 8:38 pm: yea
[Necrosis] 8:38 pm: you were to cheap to buy a knife?
[khorneflake] 8:38 pm: you got a problem with that?
[khorneflake] 8:39 pm: hell yea i was
[Necrosis] 8:39 pm: so you went to the dollar store and bougt a sporke
[khorneflake] 8:39 pm: no, i stole a spoon from Atlanta Bread Company, and notched 2 spikes into it
ryan355 snatches necrosis' spork and runs away
[Necrosis] 8:40 pm: I have a spork?
[Necrosis] 8:40 pm: I think ryan stole your spork Khroneflakes
[khorneflake] 8:41 pm: he snatched it out from your belly button/
[khorneflake] 8:41 pm: thats where i stabbed you
[Necrosis] 8:41 pm: but its still your spork
khorneflake stabs Necrosis again, but this time, with a kitten
[Necrosis] 8:42 pm: he stole your weapon
[Necrosis] 8:42 pm: what would khrone do if someone stole his weapon
[khorneflake] 8:42 pm: idk, he would probably improvise like i just did
Necrosis stabs khronesflakes with his own kittens
[khorneflake] 8:43 pm: KITTEN FIGHT!

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lol never used chat before. have no friends

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That Subtlejoe, is why you should use the chat. I now feel like I actually know people on Heresy, rather than just pretty names

Nyctophobia- Fear of the Dark Angel.

"No one ever spoke about of those two absent brothers. Their separate tragedies had seemed like aberrations. Had they, in fact, been warnings that no one had heeded?"

'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
'Yes, lord.'
'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
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I normally just have private cyber with whoever the sexiest person on chat is, OH WAIT THATS ME!


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I normally just have private cyber with whoever the sexiest person on chat is, OH WAIT THATS ME!
No matter what, Boc, you will always remind me of the Dark Jedi of your name from Dark Forces 2.



I'll leave everyones opinion to distill from that...
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Mmmmm, get some


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I normally just have private cyber with whoever the sexiest person on chat is, OH WAIT THATS ME!
Really Boc? Really?
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After talking about Autralia's deadly animals
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3:37 pm: If you're looking to die, then Aus is a great place to go. Otherwise you stay far away. There's a reason Aus is an island... geography is trying to protect us.
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heres 1 that literally JUST happened

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[Darkblade] 12:00 pm: Mc Vities, wtf is that
[Darkblade] 12:00 pm: vitamin pills with MacDonalds logo stamped on it

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if you squint the Sigmar stuff doesn't all look like the love children from a Necron and Blood Angel orgy.

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Pills with the McDonalds logo stamped on them? Sure they weren't something else? Something...more delicious? :]
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Really Boc? Really?

Abso-fucking-lutely.


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