Gather around kiddies for the most pointless boast ever. Yeah, that's right. I have reached the grandaddy of useless achievements that no one cares about.
I have gotten so good at playing Tetris on a PC that I've managed to break the Windows version of the game by surpassing the scoring limit and making it jump to negative integers. Yup, you read correctly. I broke Tetris.
If you're wondering why the fuck I was playing that, I was at my dad's workshop and the PC there doesn't have a proper graphics card, so old, shitty Windows games is all you get.
The human appendix. Proof of a higher power. A divine kill switch so to speak.
No one really likes a smartass, but people tend to like a dumbass even less.