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Default Stupid Thread: How many pages of complete rubbish can we get?

Hi, this is a test of how many posts Heresy can put together full of complete rubbish, anything you want, not neccessarily relevant to anybody else's posts.


My post: I like toast. Do you like toast?

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if i was the president of a great nation id force everyone to eat toast five times a day, and the toast must have vegimite and cheese on it other wise you would be executed, by your pets who are actually toast enforcers in desguise.

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I reckon humans will only get up to class 12 laser emmiters before becoming extinct.



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''One cannot simply walk into Mordor... Unless one duth wieldeth a Railgun! Or a spikey guitar and ROCK their sorry ass into Mordor! Having a party with Orcs... and Nazhgul and.... um.... other peoples''

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Bruce Willis IS BECOMING JOHN MALKOVICH!!!

90% of people think they are above average.

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I went to a birthday party today. Huzzah! Also, for future reference, the cut-off point for Red Bull is less than a litre. Otherwise your friends will be unable to sit down.

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I... quite simply... Like Short-shorts...

Do you like short-shorts?
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I like pie...

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The giggle loop cometh as does the melty man. They cometh when you do not expect. Do not think of the giggle for to think of the giggle loop is to become part of the giggle loop. However all men have succumbed to the melty man.


Beware.... beware

This jumbled collection of concepts goes out to awraith.... coupling lol

May I just add
I like shorts... they'r comfortable and easy to wear and consequentially through the appliation of this conceptual theorum
I like short shorts

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