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Default What if Doctor Who was a rapper?

Spurred on by a conversation on a friend's blog, I got to thinking...what if Doctor Who was a rapper? It might go a little like this...

Biggin' it up throughout time and space
With a flyin' blue box and an ever-changin' face
Got a sidekick at my side, just along for the ride
I'm a Timelord, motherfucker, comin' from the West Side
Of Gallifrey, home of the Eye Of Rassilon
Packin' sonic screwdrivers and I'm gettin' it on
With the Cybermen, Zygons and Axons too
And the Daleks gettin' jiggy with the motherfuckin' Ood


Takin' out the bad guys with a sonic screwdrive-by
Chrome-plated TARDIS, you know you can't touch this
In your face through time and space - Dr. Who is on the case
Bringin' you rhymes from the End Of Time

I'm dealing with a panic on a flying Titanic
Got a sticky situation on the Platform One station
Fighting Morbius's brain, things are gettin' insane
With the Forest of Cheem gettin' eaten by the Meme
Daleks all around me, voices always grating
They see me rollin' - they be exterminatin'
But I'm always on top, turned the Krynoid into slop
Got a plot twist with a hot chick and I'm never gonna stop

Now I'm livin' it large in the Pyramids of Mars
Give a shout-out to my homies - tell the Master he can blow me
Five rounds rapid from the U.N.I.T. base
How low can you go? Ask the Face of Boe!
Some bad guy always comin' with a master plan
Like the motherfuckin' talons of Weng-Chi-ang
But I'm comin' out on top, never gettin' time-locked
And now I'm chillin' out on Skaro cos my sidekick got her own show


Takin' out the bad guys with a sonic screwdrive-by
Gold-plated TARDIS, you know you can't touch this
Kickin' ass through time and space - Dr. Who is on the case
And I'm bringin' you my rhymes from the End Of fuckin' Time!


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Haha, that was awesome! It was like the Deep and Hard COD4 rap, but with Doctor Who!

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Crazy xD I like it, is anyone going to sing that and put it on youtube?

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oh my god!!!!!

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