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Icon If famous people played 40k, what race would they play?

I did not find any other thread like this in the Off Topic section so I figured Id add one.

The consept is easy (kinda), name a celebrity (movie, sports, politician etc) and what 40k army you think they would play.
The idea struck me when writing a reply to a message I got so I will simply write what I was thinking when writing it.

Dick Cheyney : Chaos Space Marines, Khorne
Why? : BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! Need I say more? :D

George W. Bush : Chaos Deamons, Nurgle
Why? : Papa Nurgle loves his followers, but he often makes mistakes by blessing them with just a bit too many gifts, turning them upside down and into mindless globs of pus.

Kanye West : Elder or Dark Eldar
Why? : When playing the DoW games I got the impression the Eldar might just be a bit self centered and arrogant :D

Jamie Hyneman (Mythbusters) : Inquisition
Why? : WHY SO SERIOUS?! He takes the work he does serious, trying his best to make it happen. He has a bit of humor but there is a time and place for everything.

Adam Savage (Mythbusters) : Chaos Deamons, Nurgle
Why? : Papa nurgle seems to be a really nice guy, he really loves his followers but sometimes he just tries too hard, things become complicated, so he adds/grants more and more which leads to the end result of something either really awsome or something twisted and not really working properly.

So Ive set the ground, give me your ideas.
This is supose to be a fun thread and everyones point of view is welcome, but if you cant express it in a way similar to the above examples please dont start any flame. I dont want this to turn into a political battle, keep it 40k.

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Chuck Norris : Orks and/or Khorne
Why? : Guns kill 12 people a day. Chuck Norris kills 20.

Bill Gates : Tau and/or Necrons
Why? : This technology is facinating. I wonder if Microsoft can replicate this...

Britany Spears : Sisters of Battle
Why? : Do I have to explain? An army of women who burn people.
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Arnold Swarzenegger: Necrons
Why: Terminators. You beat me!?! I'll be back. Need I say more?

Stalin: Vostroyans/Valhallans
Why: They're based off russians, and have a russian mentality. For mother Rus....err Vostroya!!

Michael Jackson: Chaos daemons/marines, slaanesh
Why: Wanted to be perfect, was rotten from the inside, and wanted immortality. And strange sexual habits..... He had slaanesh written all over him, really


Army of Redemption: W:24 D:3 L:9

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Tiger Woods: Slaaaneesh...
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Arnold Swarzenegger: Necrons
Why: Terminators. You beat me!?! I'll be back. Need I say more?
This one made me laugh so hard :D Quote from the first movie and rule from the codex. Awsome, just awsome :D
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Glad to hear I actually made someone laugh xD And to be honest,
teminators: large skeleton like robots intended to kill everything
necrons : large skeleton like robots intended to "harvest" everything, for their gods...

Hhmmm where did GW get the necron idea from, it's so original...
No, I don't have anything against GW, I just stated the above
But without further ado, let's return to this thread.

Tokio hotel: chaos..undivided
Why: Take a look at them.... then take a look at chaos cultists.....


Army of Redemption: W:24 D:3 L:9

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Sean Connery: Tanith 1st
Why?: They're Scottish [how do you type the Scottish accent phonetically?]
Actually they are based on the Cornwall area, along with some Welsh and Irish aspects, not Scotland.

Will Smith: Eldar/Dark Eldar.
Why? No reason really, he actually does play one of these though while his son plays the other.

Nyctophobia- Fear of the Dark Angel.

"No one ever spoke about of those two absent brothers. Their separate tragedies had seemed like aberrations. Had they, in fact, been warnings that no one had heeded?"

'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
'Yes, lord.'
'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
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Im sorry, and I may get bitch-slapped by a moder eager to bitch-slap me but isn`t this just abit sad?

On the other hand ive heard that Robbin Williams players WFB....

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