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Default You won't believe what I found blocking our drain....

Right so our drain in the garden was blocked so I went too unblock it, as i was shovelling the things out it was the usual what you would find blocking it bottles, cans etc, when nothing other than a big DILDO came out, seriousley im not joking I was horrified but found it really funny, who the hell dumps a dildo down the drain ? needless too say I disposed of it in the neighbours bin muahaha.

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LOL JD wait you picked it up?

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I was wearing gloves thank you very much and I held it at arms length lol
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That' disgusting but I have found a Cockroach queen giving birth in my drain. Ugggghh.

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LOL JD didn't you have neighbors that had a large collection of marital aids? I seem to remember a story involving your hot neighbor and a dildo.

That or I'm f*ckin nuts....either wouldn't suprise me.

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LOL i want too hear this story haha

Nyctophobia- Fear of the Dark Angel.

"No one ever spoke about of those two absent brothers. Their separate tragedies had seemed like aberrations. Had they, in fact, been warnings that no one had heeded?"

'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
'Yes, lord.'
'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
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I would have done something a little bit more creative with it and maybe put in the letter box of of a neighbour you don't get along with, or your ex girlfriend or ex boss or something.

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Maybe it was too big? lol lucky the GF didnt find it ehh JD i bet you was like when you saw it LOL

Nyctophobia- Fear of the Dark Angel.

"No one ever spoke about of those two absent brothers. Their separate tragedies had seemed like aberrations. Had they, in fact, been warnings that no one had heeded?"

'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
'Yes, lord.'
'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
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