Probably, "who's george washington?" followed by a discussion on how linkon being on the penny is verry misleading because it implies his number is one.
To modify a clowns words... WHY SO STUPID!?
ps: for those of you who dont live in the US and dont understand this, we have Washington's life story shoved down our throught from sutch an early age that we dont even notice it by the time were 5.
"A true king is never alone, his will is equal to the will of all of his followers."
-Alexander the Great, kind of