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LMFAO Guy Pounder WOOOOOOOOW

my least favourite name is Mike because it can be changed to Mikey and Mikey is definitely the worst name ever, sorry
The only one who calls me Mikey is my Mum. nobody else has the balls to try to call me that.

The military provides for some good ones. theres Sergeant Sargent, Captain Saltee Sak (this is not a joke), Major Andrew Whole (Major A-hole). just to name a few.

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I know a cox, anis, and many other colourful surnames, the best is when there is a group of them together.....

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Guy at work is called Guy Pounder.

I know it's the 21st Century, but I had to walk out of a meeting feigning illness when I realised what his name was.

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The military provides for some good ones. theres Sergeant Sargent, Captain Saltee Sak (this is not a joke), Major Andrew Whole (Major A-hole). just to name a few.
Yup, a lad I went to school with joined the Army. He had no comeback to me laughing my bollocks off at Private Case......


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There is only one 'guy' in the company, but as the newfosh for the contracts team, I pretend not to know his name when he comes on the line.

'Hi vaz, its guy...'

'Sorry, guy... i'm terrible with names'

'Haha no worries big man, bet its still all a blur, its guy pounder, the area service and sales manager for South.'

So went the concversation on the phone each and every timehe calls, at least twice a week.

Meanwhile i'm trying not to lose my shit tears pouring out of my eyes with laughter , stifling my giggles into my fist as I realise he was is Guy Pounder, the ASS Manager.



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Guy Pounder, the ASS Manager.
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My mother decided to name me Merlin. That's been a barrel of laughs for nearly 31 years.
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Worst real name I have ever heard for someone was Kakebeenwania. Because a "kakebeenwa" is basically a medieval oxcart, in Afrikaans. So someone literally named their daughter after an oxcart.

The human appendix. Proof of a higher power. A divine kill switch so to speak.

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Meta member of the Australian Navy once with the rank of seaman and the sir name Stain, and my grandmother told me a story about a Private Parts that her father knew, apparenty this woman was relieved when she was promoted to lance corporal.

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Sorry to mini necro...

My Dad knew someone in the 60's called Fanny Raper.
That is all.

And a google on the name threw up historical uses of the name so I believe him
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