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When farting in an elevator, is it ok to tell people what I ate to create that aroma incase they want to brew their own, or should I just blame it on someone else in the elevator like usual?
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Some bitch at my (nearly)wife's work made her cry. Precisely what should I do with this bitches tits after I rip them off her chest?
I feel it is best not to get directly involved as violence begets violence, etcetera,
best to just push her in front of a bus, twice

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Would you be able to offer expert counselling to the Seahawks after last nights fiasco?
as a Bears and Arsenal fan I am well versed in both the highs and lows of modern sports,
which is why I would refer people to this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

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When farting in an elevator, is it ok to tell people what I ate to create that aroma incase they want to brew their own, or should I just blame it on someone else in the elevator like usual?
I personally like to carry a deodorant so when I feel the need to fart in an elevator I can unsubtly spray in someone else's ungeneral direction, thus pre-emptively blaming them


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Why is my job so fucking awful?
Because in a past life you were a Welsh orgy inspector

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Because in a past life you were a Welsh orgy inspector
Wait a minute, that's what I do now!


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Wait a minute, that's what I do now!
Part of me wants to say "that blows" then blame you for my farting in the elevator just now, but, I don't know if blowing is good in this instance and I've yet to go buy deodorant.
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Wait a minute, that's what I do now!
Ah, but back in those days it was human orgies (well, mostly anyway)

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Bindi, why is it people stopped asking questions on my "Ask Jace" thread?
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Bindi, why is it people stopped asking questions on my "Ask Jace" thread?
It could be down to a trans-dimensional wormhole, causing nipples in the spade/time continuum,
or alternatively your general inability to not fart in a closed space.........

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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It could be down to a trans-dimensional wormhole, causing nipples in the spade/time continuum,
or alternatively your general inability to not fart in a closed space.........
I fart in closed spaces all the time, go back to the elevator query... wait, O_o

Now, why does my girlfriend's weight gain go to her boobs and nowhere else?

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Now, why does my girlfriend's weight gain go to her boobs and nowhere else?
..... I hate you so much. =P. Doesn't Melissa browse heresy?

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