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cheesey poofs............................

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you can't take my world, I keep all my stuff there!!

save the earth, its the only planet with chocolate!!
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but the chocolate can be reproduced in masses if they take over any world.

p.s, stay away from my planet, my legion have been wanting a rest for 5000 years now, and after getting what they wan't, they will; not be pushed away from it.

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pie=$2nz
cheesecake=$4nz

both of them together= $6nz for a very yummy meal.
Jenny Craig= $80nz, was it really worth it?



(Jenny Craig = weight loss program, for all those who don't know)
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Who here has freinds overseas?
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Bull schitt? oh, I know bull schitt, I could talk about bull schitt all day! Heck, I know the whole family, right back from Ol' Jack Schitt!

Ya see, Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.

Nice guy that Bull Schitt, I'll tell him you mentioned him!

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Together our powers united we are PLATYPUS!

(i remember reading that somewhere and vaguely remembered a 90's cartoon)
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This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
its hard to over-state
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake
but the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive...

I'm not even angry
I'm feeling so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart
and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned, it hurt because
i was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
and we're out of beta we're releasing on time
so i'm glad i got burned
think of all the things we learned, for the people who are
still alive

go ahead and leave me
i think i'd prefer to stay inside,
maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
that was a joke, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great
it's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
when i look out there it makes me GlaD i'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive...

and believe me i am STILL ALIVE,
I'm doing science and i'm STILL ALIVE,
I feel fantastic and i'm STILL ALIVE,
and when you're dying i'll be STILL ALIVE,
and when you're dead i will be STILL ALIVE,
STILL ALIVE, still alive...

On the subject of Rat Ogres:
But if we give them laser eyes and mounted guns, we'll have to bring in Clan Skryre, and everyone knows how much those limp-tailed snuff addicts overcharge.
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Yeah Zaceee ya gotta lose 'em

Since we can talk about anything...
I miss my dragcave dragons
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This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
its hard to over-state
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake
but the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive...

I'm not even angry
I'm feeling so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart
and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned, it hurt because
i was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
and we're out of beta we're releasing on time
so i'm glad i got burned
think of all the things we learned, for the people who are
still alive

go ahead and leave me
i think i'd prefer to stay inside,
maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
that was a joke, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great
it's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
when i look out there it makes me GlaD i'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive...

and believe me i am STILL ALIVE,
I'm doing science and i'm STILL ALIVE,
I feel fantastic and i'm STILL ALIVE,
and when you're dying i'll be STILL ALIVE,
and when you're dead i will be STILL ALIVE,
STILL ALIVE, still alive...
I love Portal. Best game ever!
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