Spored to be Wild
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Southern California
Originally Posted by Jace of Ultramar
Wait, you have a son, who has a room, and you're NOT going to let him have one of these for his MLP fun time? O_o
This is the perfect way to know where he is and what he's doing at all times!
I'm tempted to order one on your behalf now and have @Tawa
deliver with visual instructions on how to use it.
Yes I have a son some women will do anything to get a green card these day.
No I won't let him have one or I would never get him out of his room. It is hard enough to get him out of his room as is and with one of these I would never get him leave. And I would not want to pay for the all the medical bill for getting plastic burn on his penis.
You know that maynot be a bad idea. I figure after seeing Tawa defile that love doll he will be scared for life and afraid to put his little mister into anything. Besides seeing my son with that thing should really piss off the ex so I am all for it.
You on the other hand she might track down and try to remove your love squirrel from your body.
"Ahh, isn't Morfang sweet, like a great big 350-pound (that's 25 stone, UK users!) ball of cuddly death...?"
God, gives children to people so that death won't seem so disappointing.