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Default Anyone hiring? I am looking to acquire a new job.

As the title states I am currently free to pursue a new job, anyone in this sector hiring or know of someone who is? Connections are welcome.

I have a plethora of skills, talents, traits, and expertise
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Well, I don't know about "this sector" but I do know that breeding race horses is a lucrative gig. I think the job title is "horse wanker" but I'm not positive. There's a ranch around here that pays $15 an hour to jack off the horses and bottle it to be sold at horse shows. While that'd require a major relocation for you... it is a job out there.

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Well, I don't know about "this sector" but I do know that breeding race horses is a lucrative gig. I think the job title is "horse wanker" but I'm not positive. There's a ranch around here that pays $15 an hour to jack off the horses and bottle it to be sold at horse shows. While that'd require a major relocation for you... it is a job out there.
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Well, I don't know about "this sector" but I do know that breeding race horses is a lucrative gig. I think the job title is "horse wanker" but I'm not positive. There's a ranch around here that pays $15 an hour to jack off the horses and bottle it to be sold at horse shows. While that'd require a major relocation for you... it is a job out there.
Sounds like a perfect fit to me. Get on it @Lux , opportunity of a lifetime for you.
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Sounds like a perfect fit to me. Get on it @Lux , opportunity of a lifetime for you.
Yeah lux, you may build some arm muscle. Just remember that you don't finish until the horse is done.
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Sorry boys that job is a bit to physical for me, I was thinking of something more intellectually fulfilling.
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Try the local gas station then.

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Lux, I'm not sure that Heresy Online is an appropriate place to be placing such a.....request.

However in the spirit of Comradery, I would make the following suggestions.

1) If you live near Boston, MA I can hook you up with a Job in Security/Law Enforcement

2) I would suggest using Indeed.com as a reference. They are a great resources for getting Resume's out, and then ou can follow up by physically visiting the locations yourself. If your as persistent as I am you'll even bug the Director/HR personal for a Interview. I find this technique works 85% of the time.

3) Try your local Newspaper or Craigslist ads for a quick job for some easy cash. Also post on LiinkedIn, it's a greats way to make contacts.


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