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Default Corrupt a Wish game

I was going to ressurect the old thread like I did for the "Or" game, but it was closed, so i'm starting a new one.

If you're not familiar with the rules, The person that posted before you will make a wish, it is then your responsibility to corrupt that wish and then make your own wish. Example: "I wish all my unfinished miniatures were painted", "Granted, but they were all painted by your 5 year old cousin". Try to keep it fun and don't just corrupt it with silly things like, "Granted, but you die".

Alright let's kick things off

I wish there was more time in the week.
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I wish there was more time in the week.
Granted, but its another weekday which you have to work on the same salary.

I wish I was a dinosaur.

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Don't, after rolling that final 1 too many, flip out, climb up on the table and jump up and down on your opponent's models screaming 'APOCALYPTIC BARRAGE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!'.
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I wish I was a dinosaur.
and so you will be, but you will be a Compy (Procompsognathus) an incredibly tiny scavenger, most likely you will die of someone stepping on you.

I wish I had a million euros

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You forgot to add your wish Haskanael...

YOU BROKE THE GAME!!!! Report Report...

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You forgot to add your wish Haskanael...

YOU BROKE THE GAME!!!! Report Report...
fixed that for ya xD
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I wish I could do extreme highlights without spending a few hours on one model.
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No corruption....that means you get to meet Effigy in his compy form.
You are tied down to the floor and he starts to take little nips out of your toes. He's a hungry little compy.

I wish I had the new rules now.

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No corruption....that means you get to meet Effigy in his compy form.
You are tied down to the floor and he starts to take little nips out of your toes. He's a hungry little compy.

I wish I had the new rules now.
you will get the new rules, in arabic.

I wish I was rich
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you will get the new rules, in arabic.

I wish I was rich
The euro is worthless. Mwaaahhaha

I wish that my internet was faster.
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Granted, However due to the new expense of your plan you can only access it for 10 minutes per day!

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