Corrupt a Wish game
I was going to ressurect the old thread like I did for the "Or" game, but it was closed, so i'm starting a new one.
If you're not familiar with the rules, The person that posted before you will make a wish, it is then your responsibility to corrupt that wish and then make your own wish. Example: "I wish all my unfinished miniatures were painted", "Granted, but they were all painted by your 5 year old cousin". Try to keep it fun and don't just corrupt it with silly things like, "Granted, but you die".
Alright let's kick things off
I wish there was more time in the week.