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Sometimes, things just happen and try as you may its hard not to laugh and share.

At Subway during my lunch I was standing in line placing my order when two guys were at a table, talking rather loud. While placing my order I overheard the following:

"You don't know what you're talking about."
"I do too, I've seen movies and everything! Remember the Illuminati in the Tomb Raider? I know all kinds of crap about them thanks to Angelina Jolie. I know about cars from the Fast & Furious movies too!"

Yup, that guy is an expert.
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It's these people that need removing from the gene pool......


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It's these people that need removing from the gene pool......
Oh, I know. These are the kind of people that think the right answer to:

What's the seat of government for England?
Florida!
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When I was at college, 2 guys were trying to talk to a girl and she came out with the phrase

"God, you're like shit flies!"

I really don't think she thought that one through. I didn't ask the question 'And what do they fly around?'

OOh - just remembered another one - a guy went round to a mates house wearing a Linkin Park t-shirt. Walked in and said 'what's this shit you're listening to?'

'Linkin park'...

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When I was at college, 2 guys were trying to talk to a girl and she came out with the phrase

"God, you're like shit flies!"

I really don't think she thought that one through. I didn't ask the question 'And what do they fly around?'

OOh - just remembered another one - a guy went round to a mates house wearing a Linkin Park t-shirt. Walked in and said 'whats this shit your listening to?'

'Linkin park'...
That last one is hilarious!
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I think the most stupid thing I've ever heard was two girls on a bus - one was skint and the other was listing all the things she could get for 'free' if she got herself pregnant.

"Seriously, if you have a kid, you can get a free house!"




I went to watch the 2nd Lord of The Rings.
2 girls in front were having a conversation about how the Ent's are really a rip off of the whomping willow in the harry potter films...


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Back in the day, i used to work as a stock controller for a rather large supermarket chain, in a nut shell my job was to make sure we had enough stock on the shelves, I was sat in my office the week before Christmas when "Dave" came into the office with a puzzled look on his face, "ave we got any more ov them big chickens?"
"what big chickens?" i asked
"them big uns" said dave holding out his hands to roughly show me the size,they were indeed large chickens.
"you know, them big chickens from Turkey" Dave continued "sellin like 'ot cakes this week fur some reason!"
"i think they have sold out for this year Dave, i will give Turkey a call and tell them we need more big chickens next year" was all i could say.



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Back in the day, i used to work as a stock controller for a rather large supermarket chain, in a nut shell my job was to make sure we had enough stock on the shelves, I was sat in my office the week before Christmas when "Dave" came into the office with a puzzled look on his face, "ave we got any more ov them big chickens?"
"what big chickens?" i asked
"them big uns" said dave holding out his hands to roughly show me the size,they were indeed large chickens.
"you know, them big chickens from Turkey" Dave continued "sellin like 'ot cakes this week fur some reason!"
"i think they have sold out for this year Dave, i will give Turkey a call and tell them we need more big chickens next year" was all i could say.


I once asked a colleague if he was heterosexual.

He didn't know what it meant and went to ask one of the salesmen if he could explain it.

Our salesman said (in a really camp voice) "Oooh, I bet you're a right raving one aren't you?"
At which point my colleague thought he'd caught me out and shouted "HA!, Well in that case, NO I'M NOT!"

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I think the most stupid thing I've ever heard was two girls on a bus - one was skint and the other was listing all the things she could get for 'free' if she got herself pregnant.

"Seriously, if you have a kid, you can get a free house!"




I went to watch the 2nd Lord of The Rings.
2 girls in front were having a conversation about how the Ent's are really a rip off of the whomping willow in the harry potter films...

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Back in the day, i used to work as a stock controller for a rather large supermarket chain, in a nut shell my job was to make sure we had enough stock on the shelves, I was sat in my office the week before Christmas when "Dave" came into the office with a puzzled look on his face, "ave we got any more ov them big chickens?"
"what big chickens?" i asked
"them big uns" said dave holding out his hands to roughly show me the size,they were indeed large chickens.
"you know, them big chickens from Turkey" Dave continued "sellin like 'ot cakes this week fur some reason!"
"i think they have sold out for this year Dave, i will give Turkey a call and tell them we need more big chickens next year" was all i could say.
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I once asked a colleague if he was heterosexual.

He didn't know what it meant and went to ask one of the salesmen if he could explain it.

Our salesman said (in a really camp voice) "Oooh, I bet you're a right raving one aren't you?"
At which point my colleague thought he'd caught me out and shouted "HA!, Well in that case, NO I'M NOT!"
I laughed hard at all 3 of these.
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OOh - just remembered another one - a guy went round to a mates house wearing a Linkin Park t-shirt. Walked in and said 'what's this shit you're listening to?'

'Linkin park'...
Similar story.
"I fucking love Rammstein me! I've seen them live three times and once the new album is out I'll have everything they've done."

*30 minutes of machinehead later, the stereo changes discs. Cue Rammstein.*

"This is fucking ace, who is it?"

They have a pretty distinctive sound......

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I went to watch the 2nd Lord of The Rings.
2 girls in front were having a conversation about how the Ent's are really a rip off of the whomping willow in the harry potter films...
I still think the third film and book are very cruelly misleading for Elvis fans....


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