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MUHAHHAHA, the first death in our Holy War. I shall rip the Church of Lux asunder. Mighty Jezlad heed my call, cast these hethens out with lines of Code and Italicized Words of Red.!!!

P.S- I poisened the Holy Breakfeast Cereal. They should start dropping about.............now!
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At least they are going to a good cause.

Ps. Fuck that noise I'm not dying yet.

However, as you can see, Nacho Libre rose again like the phoenix rising from the ashes of your broken dreams of the church of Lux's dissolution.

PS: The Holy cereal is weetabix with no milk - poison would be an improvement on them. We currently have to eat a balance between that and haribo sugar free gummi bears in order to regulate our movement.
That which does not kill us.

Feel free to suggest other options by all means, but the church is gathering momentum.

We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.

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Considering the holy war part; I would like to apply for the job of high inquisitor as to bring happyness and enlightenment to the unbelievers in any and all ways imaginable
What do you feel you could add to the leadership of the church in order to be promoted to inquisitor?
Can you give me 3 positives and one weakness about yourself?
Have you applied for any other jobs which may intrude upon your duties, should you be offered the post?

I noticed you also have not yet passed the disciple test...

What does the fox say?
How tall is cheese?
Uberglarbblesponadulics?
Show me where on the doll he touched you?
Will you share your fiery biscuits?


Upon completion of this task, you may be considered for the role of inquisitor.

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Fur is for the weak!

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PS: The Holy cereal is weetabix with no milk - poison would be an improvement on them. We currently have to eat a balance between that and haribo sugar free gummi bears in order to regulate our movement.
OMG, too much too much. I'm gonna die of laughter here.



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The Holy cereal is weetabix with no milk - poison would be an improvement on them. We currently have to eat a balance between that and haribo sugar free gummi bears in order to regulate our movement.
That which does not kill us.
Today's blessed Gummy Bears have arrived and are being distributed now. Enjoy the freedoms of movement they provide!

We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.

Is there any word on the Magos position opening up I seek?
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Today's blessed Gummy Bears have arrived and are being distributed now. Enjoy the freedoms of movement they provide!

We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.

Is there any word on the Magos position opening up I seek?
There will be no Magos's 'position' opening up. Especially not that you'd actually want to find.

However, as we are becoming a multi-national movement with the advent of US Disciples (we now have church tendrils in England, Scotland, Italy, The US and Holland) I can forsee a need for a foreign affairs disciple - with opportunities to advance within the church to the position of Cardinal upon completion of another test to determine worthiness.
I'm impressed with the squirrel army you've suggested, however I need to see much more variation in our weaponised animals - how will we deal with deep sea or stratospheric combat?
I'm assuming a 'squirrel-pult' system (although fun) may turn out to be too unwieldy for combat use. Although maybe not recreational - although I'd suggest against that too as you've already armed the squirrels.

Feel free to make more suggestions while I comb our archives for the Cardinal test.

Please note, advancement to the rank of cardinal is also entirely dependent on whether
( @neferhet ) Patriarch Neferhet and ( @Tawa ) Magos Tawa also agree to sponsor you for your probationary period.

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I shall begin work on armoured divisions and air forces as soon as possible!



Air Force


Armoured division in the field


Horror Division for Urban Shock


Shock Troops

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What do you feel you could add to the leadership of the church in order to be promoted to inquisitor?
Can you give me 3 positives and one weakness about yourself?
Have you applied for any other jobs which may intrude upon your duties, should you be offered the post?

I noticed you also have not yet passed the disciple test...

What does the fox say?
How tall is cheese?
Uberglarbblesponadulics?
Show me where on the doll he touched you?
Will you share your fiery biscuits?


Upon completion of this task, you may be considered for the role of inquisitor.
I'm a very precise worker who doesn't mind making overtime just to get the job done. I'm also a sexual sadist with a complete lack of empath. My only true weakness is that I tend to get carried away when doing something I enjoy

Also the answer is 42.

I've spent far too much thought on my answer, I feel my faith has become even stronger today!

We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.

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I shall begin work on armoured divisions and air forces as soon as possible!
The test will arrive as soon as I can get to a computer which allows photobucket - these forces will need to be witnessed by a magos or above in order to verify our potential combat prowess.

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I'm a very precise worker who doesn't mind making overtime just to get the job done. I'm also a sexual sadist with a complete lack of empath. My only true weakness is that I tend to get carried away when doing something I enjoy

Also the answer is 42.

I've spent far too much thought on my answer, I feel my faith has become even stronger today!

We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
We are Lux, I am Lux, all is Lux. We are all Lux.
Excellent - there is just the matter of the disciple test before I can recommend you for the role of Inquisitor. Or are you saying that 42 is the answer to all questions?

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Excellent - there is just the matter of the disciple test before I can recommend you for the role of Inquisitor. Or are you saying that 42 is the answer to all questions?
Exactly!

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This is so much heresy.

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