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Oh My God, your all FUCKING INSANE.



Luckily I know how to bring this insanity to a complete close. Ahem watch fellow heretics....

BROTHERS, the Lux among you that you call your God is nothing but a false radical hellbent on destroying your souls and sucking them in the GW Writers hell known as Nottingham. Here me Brothers, and heed well my words I speak!!

There was prophesized in the book of Lux and Anti-Lux; one who would be born among and and grow in the Light of Mighty Lux. He would come to lead his flock in the guise of the teachings of Lux, but that is only his plot. He seeks to draw you all into insanity, then brainwash your minds to forever do his creative bidding in his eternal Hell. He dth not speak his Holy Mothers name for a reason, vtells you to drink Beer instead of fine Liquors, and seeks to have you Holy War fought only by suqirrels and Non-existent angels. He dictates his message to you my brother....yet never shows his words in wirtting.

To this I say HERESY!! HERESY AND WITCHCRAFT of the Anti-Lux. Rise up my Brothers, pull this Lux from where ever he hides drinking his beer and laughing with the Handmaidens of Lux. Drag him into the light and bring him to justice. For Mighty Lux, go forth and start the next Shicsm. We shall remake Luxism anew and bring the real Lux's Holy Light into this world.






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Oh My God, your all FUCKING INSANE.



Luckily I know how to bring this insanity to a complete close. Ahem watch fellow heretics....

BROTHERS, the Lux among you that you call your God is nothing but a false radical hellbent on destroying your souls and sucking them in the GW Writers hell known as Nottingham. Here me Brothers, and heed well my words I speak!!

There was prophesized in the book of Lux and Anti-Lux; one who would be born among and and grow in the Light of Mighty Lux. He would come to lead his flock in the guise of the teachings of Lux, but that is only his plot. He seeks to draw you all into insanity, then brainwash your minds to forever do his creative bidding in his eternal Hell. He dth not speak his Holy Mothers name for a reason, vtells you to drink Beer instead of fine Liquors, and seeks to have you Holy War fought only by suqirrels and Non-existent angels. He dictates his message to you my brother....yet never shows his words in wirtting.

To this I say HERESY!! HERESY AND WITCHCRAFT of the Anti-Lux. Rise up my Brothers, pull this Lux from where ever he hides drinking his beer and laughing with the Handmaidens of Lux. Drag him into the light and bring him to justice. For Mighty Lux, go forth and start the next Shicsm. We shall remake Luxism anew and bring the real Lux's Holy Light into this world.




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Oh My God, your all FUCKING INSANE.



Luckily I know how to bring this insanity to a complete close. Ahem watch fellow heretics....

BROTHERS, the Lux among you that you call your God is nothing but a false radical hellbent on destroying your souls and sucking them in the GW Writers hell known as Nottingham. Here me Brothers, and heed well my words I speak!!

There was prophesized in the book of Lux and Anti-Lux; one who would be born among and and grow in the Light of Mighty Lux. He would come to lead his flock in the guise of the teachings of Lux, but that is only his plot. He seeks to draw you all into insanity, then brainwash your minds to forever do his creative bidding in his eternal Hell. He dth not speak his Holy Mothers name for a reason, vtells you to drink Beer instead of fine Liquors, and seeks to have you Holy War fought only by suqirrels and Non-existent angels. He dictates his message to you my brother....yet never shows his words in wirtting.

To this I say HERESY!! HERESY AND WITCHCRAFT of the Anti-Lux. Rise up my Brothers, pull this Lux from where ever he hides drinking his beer and laughing with the Handmaidens of Lux. Drag him into the light and bring him to justice. For Mighty Lux, go forth and start the next Shicsm. We shall remake Luxism anew and bring the real Lux's Holy Light into this world.



I see your point but I'm afraid there's one fatal flaw in your theory.. We simply don't care! Burn everything! And from the ashes shall rise a new world which we will then burn down as well just because we can!

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I see your point but I'm afraid there's one fatal flaw in your theory.. We simply don't care! Burn everything! And from the ashes shall rise a new world which we will then burn down as well just because we can!
Someone who speaks the truth, all praise lux.
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Someone who speaks the truth, all praise lux.
Plans are in the works to immortalize Ryu in statue form. Holding the Book of Lux in one hand... and a Tribble in the other.
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Someone who speaks the truth, all praise lux.
He is a HERETIC, BURN THEM ALL!

We worship only one God and his name is Jezlad. Leader of Heretics, Mightiest of Programmers and Moderators, beloved by his flock. He will lead us into absolution and fullness. Your Luxians don't care........we shall see. Mauahahahahahahah!!!!

Rise up fellow Heretics, let the Nerds and Geeks crush this Lux they speak of.



Our Loyal Warriors...



There mighty Steeds of War.....



The Holy Special Forces of Elite Warriors...



And our Leader, High Priest of the Nerds, who will ensure Heresy's survivial and Lux's downfall....




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Plans are in the works to immortalize Ryu in statue form. Holding the Book of Lux in one hand... and a Tribble in the other.
I shall rouse the slaves from their slumber and start construction ASAP.
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He is a HERETIC, BURN THEM ALL!

We worship only one God and his name is Jezlad. Leader of Heretics, Mightiest of Programmers and Moderators, beloved by his flock. He will lead us into absolution and fullness. Your Luxians don't care........we shall see. Mauahahahahahahah!!!!

Rise up fellow Heretics, let the Nerds and Geeks crush this Lux they speak of.



Our Loyal Warriors...



There mighty Steeds of War.....



The Holy Special Forces of Elite Warriors...



And our Leader, High Priest of the Nerds, who will ensure Heresy's survivial and Lux's downfall....

We shall meet on the black sands of istvaan 5 and we shall test thou faith.
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