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Default You know you play too much warhammer when...

You have to finish this sentence. Best ones get praise. Nothing else.

"You know you play too much warhammer when..."

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You walk six steps at a time
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...you make a short prayer to the dice gods before you go to sleep everynight
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When you fall down a hill, you shout "Damn rolled a 1!"


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Ooh, that one made me think of - 'when you burn yourself you shout "damn rolled a one"'
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When you go into the pet shop and say the rats dont exist

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Don't, after rolling that final 1 too many, flip out, climb up on the table and jump up and down on your opponent's models screaming 'APOCALYPTIC BARRAGE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!'.
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When your closet is filled primarily not with clothes, but boxes of bitz and long-abandoned projects.

Four Colditz salads and a Hermann Goering.
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when you run out of wall space because there are so many posters, display cases and bits boxes on them.


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when you think hard about which chaos god would you want to pledge allegiance to.
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when you think that the sisters of battle are hot

I like the way you die boy
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