Yes, it was...used to be my sig
'You must be careful reading health books; you may die of a misprint.'
Woman: 'You are drunk, sir!'
Winston Churchill: 'That may be, madam, but in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly.'
Churchill: 'Would you sleep with me for one million pouds?'
Woman: 'Well, of course.'
Churchill: 'Would you sleep with me for ten pounds?'
Woman: 'What do you think I am, a whore?'
Churchill: 'We have already established that, madam; we are simply haggling over price.'
-American general Harry W.O. Kinnard when asked to surrender to the German Army at the Battle of the Bulge
'God is dead.'
'Nietzsche is dead.'
And finally, another Voltaire:
'If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent Him.'