I will read every single one of these but for now here are my contributions -
"Kill them all and let God sort them out"
"Happiness is but a blurred vision of reality"
"Life is too short to care about people who don't care about you"
"I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter who disconnected the telephone"
"Life is only sacred to the one who bears it"
"Gold sinks and shit floats so which would you want if you were drowning?"
"The beauty of life is it will end one day, the tragedy is when that day isn't today"
"You ask me how hell is better than heaven and I'll answer with two words "free will""