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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

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Two chemists order drinks at a restaurant. The first said "I'll have some H2O." The second said, "I'll have some H2O too." The second chemist died.

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Two chemists order drinks at a restaurant. The first said "I'll have some H2O." The second said, "I'll have some H2O too." The second chemist died.




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I think Tawa is a temporal entity that exists outside of the hobby/modeling timeline. Essentially, he's the Heresy Online equivalent of a Time Lord... which is kinda hilarious and frightening all at the same time.
"God-Emperor? Calling him a god was how all this mess started."
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"Loyalty is its own reward."
Lion El'Jonson.
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Well played Tawa. That gave me a good laugh

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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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Two chemists order drinks at a restaurant. The first said "I'll have some H2O." The second said, "I'll have some H2O too." The second chemist died.
AHAHAHAHA, LOL. Good one.

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I have a good one;

Islam.
Seriously bro....and thats not a poke at them then it's your own stupidity Grimaldus. It was a good joke you turned into a targeted statement(accidental or not). Seriously.......go eat glue :p

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AHAHAHAHAHAH, LO, EVEN BETTER. Rep on the House for the lot of you(except Grimaldus, you get ball of playdoe :p)



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"44, 45, 46, Hello darling, 48, 49......"


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I think Tawa is a temporal entity that exists outside of the hobby/modeling timeline. Essentially, he's the Heresy Online equivalent of a Time Lord... which is kinda hilarious and frightening all at the same time.
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