They bother you all day every day stating you are handsome and they want to go out with you but when you actually agree to meet up with them they say they're not interested in having a 'laowei' as a (boy)friend. Only to start stalking you again three days later and showing up at your place in a outfit sexy enough to numb the mind.
That sounds like they're toying with you. And/or foreigners in general. Whether the taboo is too strong to allow them room for indulgence, or you're actually seen as slightly inferior yet "exotic," they seem to be getting their rocks off on making you 'start' the chase, rather than the whole package itself.
Chinese traffic... Oh my god. If you ever visit the big cities and are shocked by their driving, stay away from rural China!
I don't doubt it. Hell, I wonder if the government encourages road rage due to population initiatives... nasty thought.
They let their kids take a dump on the middle of the street. So you're having dinner at a restaurant with two friends, your master, your chinese teacher and her sister and some kid starts taking a crap not ten metres away from you.
And people wonder why the Chinese have been brow-beaten beneath autocrats for millennia.
When asked to bet which one is more likely; a Chinese guy manages to organize something, anything really, involving more than 10 people and there will be no major issues or you suddenly waking up on the moon dressed as a unicorn riding Jabba the Hut into battle against a legion of Amazons wearing 'I <3 Berlin" t-shirts deploying from the sphincter of an enormous purple suited duck, put your money on the latter.
Now I find this curious, since my knowledge of cultural China as per the Flying Tigers era suggests that the Chinese are 'great' organizers and team players, though they often lack guidance. Either they 'still' lack guidance or that trait was lost somewhere along the line.
Furthermore; the food is shit, the hygiene is mythical, the pollution is abundant and about a million other issues I won't bore you guys with. Not yet...