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post #4721 of 6057 (permalink) Old 10-08-13, 08:54 AM
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Slowly reaching the end of my tether. Stressed as fuck because of a stupid, immature little girl who can't get her head outta her own arse and get over the past. Always doing something wrong, I am. Day after fucking day.

Cunt.

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'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
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'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
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post #4722 of 6057 (permalink) Old 10-08-13, 12:40 PM
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You know what really pisses me off about 40k generally? Chainswords... The fluff, stories etc claim them to be the fearsome weapon of the astartes, but in fact they do as much damage as the same wielder with a small rock beating the opponent into slow submission.

They work great in the FF RPG games, but in games of 40k, theyre as much use as a sharpened pointy stick.
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+1 to chain weapons: they should all be ap 4.

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post #4724 of 6057 (permalink) Old 10-08-13, 03:27 PM
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You know what really pisses me off about 40k generally? Chainswords... The fluff, stories etc claim them to be the fearsome weapon of the astartes, but in fact they do as much damage as the same wielder with a small rock beating the opponent into slow submission.

They work great in the FF RPG games, but in games of 40k, theyre as much use as a sharpened pointy stick.
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+1 to chain weapons: they should all be ap 4.
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Close Combat Weapon" bullshit that's going on in 40k right now. Chainswords deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine chainsword on Mars for 2,400,000 Thrones (that's about $9,001) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid plasteel with my chainsword.

Space Marine Artificers spend years working on a single chainsword and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Chainswords are thrice as sharp as power weapons and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a power sword can cut through, a chainsword can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a chainsword could easily bisect a Khorne Berzerker wearing Power Armor with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why Abaddon never bothered conquering Terra? That's right, he was too scared to fight the disciplined Space Marines and their chainswords of destruction. Even in the Horus Heresy, the Traitor Legions targeted the men with the chainswords first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Chainswords are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the 40k crunch. Here is the stat block I propose for Chainswords:

Range -, Str +2, AP 3, Melee, Fleshbane, Armorbane, Shred, Concussive

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Chainswords in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Chainswords need to do more damage in 40k, see my new stat block.

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Haha! Damn straight man!

I think you won the tread just then.

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Went to a different barber today, it was a guy. I got nothing against dudes who are barbers, I've just always preferred a lady to cut my hair. Well he was pretty aggressive with the clippers..."Hey you're just a bit rough with the clippers" "Oh I'm sorry, most guys I know like it rough"


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So, my girlfriend of over a year has been cheating for the duration of our relationship together - It's safe to say that I am utterly devastated.

Nyctophobia- Fear of the Dark Angel.

"No one ever spoke about of those two absent brothers. Their separate tragedies had seemed like aberrations. Had they, in fact, been warnings that no one had heeded?"

'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
'Yes, lord.'
'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
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Ouch, sorry to hear that dark angel.


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Damn that's tough man. I tried the same with one over the course of 2 years, so I know the pain and despair you're going through.

So sorry

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Dude that's harsh. Fucking harsh man. What a bitch.

My advice, pull her mum or her best mate. That's what I did when my ex cheated on me. (2nd woman to do it. i was in Afghanistan too.) Her mum was fit too. Levelled that score right out.

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