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post #31 of 6057 (permalink) Old 12-03-07, 06:36 AM
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Forms. In particuler ones about money - nuff said.
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post #32 of 6057 (permalink) Old 12-03-07, 07:25 AM
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GW, simply GW. i hate the arrogant pricks who work there, thinking that just because they work there, they are somehow better than the rest of us. not to mention the fact that half of their metal products dont fit together properly. and their tanks.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, a nose?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser!
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*strangles OXC*

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post #34 of 6057 (permalink) Old 12-03-07, 10:51 AM
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Classics, OXC, that's my kind of sarcastic bastardry.
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Originally Posted by torealis View Post
people that whine about anything to do with Games Workshop.

>> Thats just cos you work for them now. Company Man.

>> This is just an opinion. If you agree with it cool. If ye dont, its still cool.
>> Here I am and here shall I die.
+++ attributed to Leman Russ at the Battle of Rising Fell +++
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post #36 of 6057 (permalink) Old 12-03-07, 04:18 PM
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This is in reply to torealis quote does not work why? long story. When i worked out the ork boked set it would have cost 100 pound if the weirdboy was 23 pound and i was doing the sums with two friends. In ork spearhead you get big mek 15 pound burnas 12 pound. The only other model there is a weirdboy. The battleforce is 50 pound and has all off the other models in it. So ether the weirdboy is 23 pound or I have missed something. Work it out from the back of issue 336. It makes no sence it is cheaper to buy a battleforce then the rest of them seperatly.

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when some bastard kid (aged 10-11) has been verbally abusing you and occasionally physically for the past 3 years and when you just snap and knock him on his ass your friend just says "What was that all about"

Violence is never the answer, it is the question, to which the answer is, yes
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Small-minded, arrogant conformist jerks who think I somehow accidentally got my hair cut in a mohawk...

Yes, I did it on purpose!

If you don't like it, or understand what possessed me to do so (sometimes, I'm not really sure, either)... keep your opinions to yourself.

Or not, 'cause I'll most likely ignore you, anyway.

'At two minutes to eleven, opposite the South African Brigade, at the eastern-most point reached by the British armies, a German machine-gunner, after firing off a belt without pause, was seen to stand up beside his weapon, take off his helmet, bow, and then slowly walk to the rear.' -John Buchan

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I can't help but think that every time something is proven, a little bit of the magic of the world dies.
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post #39 of 6057 (permalink) Old 12-04-07, 12:25 AM
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Jesus Christ OXC, that was funny as hell!!

one thing I want is the ability to split my fire everywhere, it makes no sense that a squad of 10 guard or marines or whatever all have to fire at 1 target with everything, is the guy with the lascannon not smart enough to realize maybe he would be better off firing at the massive tank looming overhead instead of the little man no bigger than a squat running at him, or is that far too complex for the 10yr olds?

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post #40 of 6057 (permalink) Old 12-04-07, 01:27 AM
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I don't like people with funny haircuts, it just smacks of wanting to stand out of the crowd but having no decent reason to be able to, :fuck:

Just kidding,
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