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post #171 of 6057 (permalink) Old 06-22-08, 07:02 PM
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It happened again!!! This time a spear went up my nose.... bad sleepy rob, bad!!

If you shit in one hand and wish in the other we all know which one will fill up faster.

And as I walk in the valley of the shadow of death I will have no fear For I am the scariest mother f*cker in that goddamned valley!

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i hate having to wait and having to go to a lecture before getting my fire-arms licence so i can finally order in my airsoft l89a1 replica
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That lecture is piss easy to pass mate. It really is. I didn't study for my license and I sailed through. Its all common sense. Word of advice though. If the instucter hands you a gun ask him to unload it in front of your eyes and give to you safely. They pulled that trick at my exam and sprung some people with it. They still passed though.
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cheers jaco, i thought it would be easy. i mean i know the rules from my years at scouts and going hunting with friends, me and my mate are just getting it for legal purposes and, as i said before, so we can get the guns we want imported.

oh btw, what do they ask/tell you when they hand you the gun?
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Ask the guy to unload it in front of you, keep the bolt/action/break open and keep his hands off the trigger. Thats about it I think. Your under 18 aye?
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yea, which is why i need the licence
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Honestly, what have people got against my love of birds? I get people saying things like "What's your favourite bird?" I answer red kite. They then go, "What the f*** is that?" And another gripe today, chavvy girls. You know, the ones that are on Super Sweet Sixteen and would win a medal for Verbal Diarrhea. Anyway, a sample of the crap they spew follows:
Eg: yougoingcityyeahwithnikkieyeahandgoingtogotothatpl aceandwhateveryeahand....and so on.

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Chrisman007 whatch this



Violence is never the answer, it is the question, to which the answer is, yes
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um dude it dont work, the video doesnt exist anymore
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Ok, i went back through the pointless gripe thread and realised just how funny people thought this was, especially when i started getting rep for it , so here it is for the wider viewers to enjoy

GW, simply GW. i hate the arrogant pricks who work there, thinking that just because they work there, they are somehow better than the rest of us. not to mention the fact that half of their metal products dont fit together properly. and their tanks.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, a nose?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser!
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