Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Colorado Springs
1. My ex-wife, the gorgeous, thieving, lying, cheating and now finally DEAD but I still don't see an end to the misery she's caused bitch.
2. Some of my ex-girlfriends.
3. Some of my ex-girlfriends' ex-girlfriends/boyfriends ("Why did you do this?" "Because my ex did..." "Why are they your ex?" "Because they did this." "Exactly." *SLAM!!*)
4. People who need to carry a sign proclaiming themselves as stupid. I ought to make some to hand out... (They see all of your stuff in boxes and a moving van. "Are you moving?" "No, I like to see if all of my stuff will fit in boxes and a moving van; I do this every month. Here's your sign...")
5. Democrats/Republicans/Libertarians/insert-the-party-here, please shove the party you belong to up your ass.
6. Islamists/Methodists/Wiccans/Mormons/insert-the-religion-here, please shove your religion up your ass and DON'T EVER KNOCK ON MY DOOR AGAIN!!! I'M HAVING SEX WITH MY GIRL-FRIEND, YOU FREAKS!! *Loads 12 gauge.*
7. Hippies. Take a bath and get a fucking JOB!!! I don't work to support your welfare! (I don't care about the hair, WASH IT!!!)
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your damned BOOK!"
Light a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Last edited by Vrykolas2k; 06-19-08 at 08:29 PM.